Best Tweets on My Timeline from Feb 14, 2014

It is Valentine's Day today & Twitter was abuzz with it. Also, Delhi CM, Arvind Kejriwal resigned and Ishant Sharma, yes Ishant Sharma took his career best 6/51 against New Zealand in 2nd Test & Basin Reserve.

Have a look at the best tweets of the day:

@scratchysingh raised a valid point

This will be Manmohan Singh's last valentine with Sonia Gandhi.
— sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) February 14, 2014

Being a guy, @Singhlicious tells story of most of the guys

Happy walletine's day.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) February 14, 2014

@trendulkar has a simple solution for people who don't have a Valentine

Who needs a valentine when you have beer?
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 14, 2014

According to this tweet by @coolfunnytshirt Maruti Suzuki is looking for a new Brand Ambassador of Wagon R

Kejriwal ji to resign! Maruti Suzuki must look for a new brand ambassador of WagonR.
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 14, 2014

@Fandry_Vishal gave us an exclusive look of Armaan Kohli - Tanisha Mukherjee's Valentine Date Pic:

Arman-Tanisha Spotted Today...... @coolfunnytshirt pic.twitter.com/2sFs4TOw0v
— Vishal Patil (@Fandry_Vishal) February 14, 2014

@nikkupikku brilliantly tells us that Love is Blind

Love is blind ! pic.twitter.com/VvmJDvpMDR
— Heer (@nikkupikku) February 14, 2014

@Spooferman_ 's advice to Arvind Kejriwal

An android's phone battery's talk time. #ThingsThatLastedLongerThanKejriwal
— Mocking Bard (@Spooferman_) February 14, 2014

@BollywoodGandu tells us about something that was really long than Arvind Kejriwal's tenure as CM

Shoaib Akhtars bowling run up. #ThingsThatLastedLongerThanKejriwal
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 14, 2014

The best answer that a phone can give to a Forever Alone Guy, by @SatanAtWink

If this is you come with us at #ForeverAloneTweetup to have fun :-D http://t.co/nthTQrs5oh pic.twitter.com/4MeRdLOjjr
— Ankit (@SatanAtWink) February 14, 2014

Profound, by @sagarcasm

Q. What is the opposite of Alcohol? A. Almond. Because it helps you remember things.
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) January 2, 2014

Why Arvind Kejriwal actually decided to resign, tells @1KumarGaurav

Kejriwal watched Gunday, realised that AAP and Congress are not as good as Bikram and Bala, decided to resign.
— de GAURAV (@1KumarGaurav) February 14, 2014

Yes, salute to these girls - Tweet by once again @1KumarGaurav

Salute to girls who managed to convince their parents that they will be doing group study full day at friend's house.
— de GAURAV (@1KumarGaurav) February 14, 2014

@Urban_Stifler has something to say on one of the most visited tourist places in India - Patnitop

Patnitop, a sex position for married couples.
— MonKey Shanti (@Urban_Stifler) February 14, 2014

A very important point helpful for Indian Economy made by @SatanKiNani

Hailaaaa 17 years after watching Dil Toh Pagal Hain,today its finally Full Moon and Valentine's Day together.Yash Chopra will finally R.I.P
— Sekhmet (@SatanKiNani) February 14, 2014

@HathwalaThakur tells us how Ravan accepted his Girlfriend's proposal

OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes OMG Yes ~ That was Ravan's Girlfriend accepting his proposal.
— HathwalaThakur (@HathwalaThakur) February 14, 2014

How @Juuism celebrates Valentine's Day

I celebrate Valentine's day by telling girls at the restaurants that their boyfriend came here with somebody else last year.
— Don (@Juuism) February 13, 2014

What Sonia Gandhi was thinking when she was pregnant - by @Funny_Leone

" #TheStupidInMe " - Sonia Gandhi when she was second time pregnant
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) February 14, 2014

Why actually Bajrang Dal hates Valentine's Day - by @Enginerd

90% of these Bajrang Dal guys hate Valentine's Day because of it's difficult spelling.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) February 14, 2014

I wish this happens once, what @ROFLDelhite tweeted

All 3 results possible for Ravi Shastri -his gf'll say yes -his gf'll say no -his gf'll hand him over to Shiv Sainiks #CelebValentinesDay
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) February 14, 2014

Best of Hindi Humour by @khabarbaazi, on Arvind Kejriwal

केजरीवाल जी की बीवी के बारे में सोच रहा हूं जिन्होंने बड़ी मुश्किल से नए मकान में कामवाली, नया दूधवाला, केबलवाला सब लगवाए होंगे और अब फिर से
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 14, 2014

मुख्यमंत्री पद से इस्तीफा देने से ज़्यादा बड़ी चुनौती केजरीवाल के सामने बीवी को ये समझाना रहा होगी कि अब हमें फिर से मकान शिफ्ट करना पड़ेगा।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 14, 2014

इस बीच राहुल गांधी ये समझ नहीं पा रहे कि केजरीवाल अपना इस्तीफा देने LG के पास क्यों गए हैं, सैमसंग के पास क्यों नहीं।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 14, 2014

और दिल्लीवालों ने क्रेडिट कार्ड पर जो स्पाई कैम खरीदे थे, उसकी तो अभी किस्तें कटनी भी शुरू नहीं हुई।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 14, 2014

Please try to understand what @Ra_Bies want to say about @indiantweeter

#TweepsAlternateProfession Right hand bowler - @indiantweeter
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 14, 2014

@CricBC reveals the secret behind Ishant Sharma's Stellar performance in 2nd test

Ishant Sharma 6 for 51. ♥ Love is in the hair ♥ #NzvInd
— cricBC (@cricBC) February 14, 2014

This is just LOL by @ROFLGandhi_

Happy Valentine's day sir @Ra_Bies pic.twitter.com/hyn1lI8QVJ
— Rofl Gandhi (Resign) (@RoflGandhi_) February 14, 2014

Lastly, I told you guys about the Blockbuster movie releasing today:

This week's Blockbuster release pic.twitter.com/cyl7BPwV16
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) February 14, 2014