Best Tweets on My Timeline from Feb 11, 2014

Best Tweets of The Day - Feb 11, 2014

@rameshsrivats takes a jibe on Mukesh Ambani:

I hope this FIR that Arvind Kejriwal is threatening doesn't distract Mukesh Ambani from the serious business of running the country.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 11, 2014

@coolfunnytshirt seems frustrated with Arvind Kejriwal's Dharnas:

Usually, people ask us "Kaam Dhandha kaisa chal raha hai?" They must be asking Kejriwal "Kaam Dharna kaisa chal raha hai?"
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 11, 2014

 @coolfunnytshirt strikes again. This time on Anushka Sharma's lips:

Virat Kohli sings for Anushka Sharma "Tujhme लब dikhta hai.. yaara mai kya karun.."
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 11, 2014

@coolfunnytshirt takes Alok Nath's Case:

Tune maari Entriyaan.. #Aashirwaad pic.twitter.com/cDHafIcld6
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 11, 2014

@khabarbaazi tells us what Coolies replied to Rahul Gandhi's question in their unique, but hilarious style:

राहुल गांधी, कुली से: भइया, क्या करते हो? कुली: कुछ नहीं साब, लोगों का राहुल गांधी उठाते है।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 11, 2014

 @khabarbaazi continues with Rahul Gandhi & Coolies:

राहुल गांधी, कुली से: तुमने लाल रंग की कमीज़ क्यों पहन रखी है क्या तुम मैनचेस्टर यूनाइटेड के फैन हो।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 11, 2014

 Profound by @trendulkar on IPL Auction

IPL auction tomorrow. I thought the sport was sold long back.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 11, 2014

Ever noticed this? By @alllahdin

More than computer machines, Laptop and Desktop sound like sex positions.
— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) February 11, 2014

Everyone including @UdaasPriest hates relatives:

Dad asked me to be a bit more religious so I read the Mahabharata and killed a few relatives to fulfill my karma.
— Priest (@UdaasPriest) February 11, 2014

@UniqueIdiot_ seems unhappy with Current Politics:

Everyone is exposing everyone. Politics hai ya porn?
— Unique Idiot (@UniqueIdiot_) February 11, 2014

Everyone, including @RoflGandhi_ hates Ramgopal Verma's movies:

रामगोपाल वर्मा भूतिया मूवी बनाने की कोशिश करते हैं लेकिन वो चुतिया मूवी बन जाती है।
— Rofl Gandhi (Gas) (@RoflGandhi_) February 11, 2014

Samsung makes huge phones that it made it almost unavoidable for @khatte_angoor to say this:

If Titanic were set in today's times,let alone Rose,Jack could've saved every passenger onboard by using his Samsung Galaxy Note as a plank.
— Shree (@khatte_angoor) February 11, 2014

Since, sitting on Dharna is in fashion, why can't Cricket teams do that? @ket25 exposes the same:

Is it true that all the other World Cup teams have decided to sit on a Dharna against axing of Ishant Sharma?
— Ketan (@ket25) February 11, 2014

Yes yes, today was Promise Day (under Valentine's Week). @AdvancedMaushi connects it beautifully with Indian Politicians:

Ooooh... Today is Promise Day... Our politicos celebrate this every now and then!
— À La Ville De Satara (@AdvancedMaushi) February 11, 2014

Kya! Kya! Kya! @WatDaDuck_ has something to say on Ekta Kapoor:

Q. Why does Ekta Kapoor hate Wagh-Bakri chai? A. Rishte banaye, Wagh-Bakri chai.
— Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) February 11, 2014

No comments on this, See it yourself....via @WatDaDuck_ :

Srinivasan's son-in-law indicted of spot-fixing. Sonia's son-in-law should be indicted of spot-grabbing.
— Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) February 10, 2014

Honest Confession by @BolshoyBooze :

TL G1: This BolshoyBooze is such a misogynist asshole G2: Yaa true DM G1: This BolshoyBooze is such a misogynist asshole G2: Yaa true
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) February 11, 2014

Yeh @BolshoyBooze Ladka Hokar bhi Serials dekhta hai:

Obama pays his homage to Sandhya Beendni - pic.twitter.com/OWUcP74wIf
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) February 11, 2014

We never knew this about Hitler, thanks to @sagarcasm:

Alfred Hitch cock with a hen.
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) February 11, 2014

This is the Wish of the Century - by @sagarcasm

One day Shakti Shetty will reply to my Tweet. #FailAssumptions
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) February 11, 2014

#ProTip by @BeerOHolic

The difference between KF and PF? KF supports you at end of the day and PF at end of career!
— Professor (@BeerOholic) February 11, 2014

@bdheeraj displays the slavery of a corporate guy

Excel, Word mein rahunga main Ghar nahi jaunga main ~ an MIS guy
— Dheeraj Bajpai (@bdheeraj) February 11, 2014

Arguably, the best one on Rahul Gandhi's meeting with Coolies, by @Ra_Bies

Rahul Gandhi: Kya kya uthha sakte ho? Coolie: Sab kuch RaGa: Arvind Kejriwal ko dharne se uthha sakte ho Coolie: Sir hum bhagwaan nahin hain
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 11, 2014