Best Tweets on Chetan Bhagat's New Book Announcement - Half Girlfriend

Twitter reacts to everything, especially them who are considered to be as Mass heroes, but are actually not. Today, as tweeted earlier by Well Known 'Writer' Chetan Bhagat, he announced the name of his new book with a full page ad in leading dailies. The name of the book is quite amusing, 'Half Girlfriend'. Just after Chetan broke the ad, with a small synopsis, Twitter was abuzz with making fun, bashing, praising (?) and tweeting anything & everything about the book.

Presenting, some of the best tweets that I spotted on my TL:

Chetan Bhagat goes to a Restaurant. "Ek plate Chowmein aur ek Girlfriend one by two, jaldi"
— Half Gabbbar! (@GabbbarSingh) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat - 1st book: Five Point Someone. Last book: Point Five Someone.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 5, 2014

Dear Chetan Bhagat Half Girlfriend One Night Two States Three Mistakes Five Point Enough of running between the wickets. Hit a 4 or 6 next.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat has done Half Publicity. The other half of the publicity will be done by you.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) August 5, 2014

Sajid Khan is already interested in Chetan Bhagat's new book. He is planning a movie based on it called Half-Shakals.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) August 5, 2014

Before ordering, read Chetan Bhagat's "Half Girlfriend" in a brief here. pic.twitter.com/Bicex0TTxB
— BBC (@BabaBakChod) August 5, 2014

क्या ये सिर्फ इत्तेफाक है कि चेतन भगत की नई किताब और insurance bill साथ-साथ आ रहे हैं?
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) August 5, 2014

किताबो को लेकर मनमोहन के मन मे इस हद तक डर समा चुका है कि उन्हे शक है चेतन भी अपनी किताब मे खुलासा न कर दे कि UPA सरकार मे उनकी नहीं चलती थी
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) August 5, 2014

चेतन की किताब आते ही इज़राइल-फिलिस्तीन ने 72 घंटे के सीज फायर का एलान कर दिया। उन्हे भी समझ आ गया कि अब हमे अलग से तबाही मचाने की ज़रूरत नही
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) August 5, 2014

In the other news, Rahul Gandhi read the Half Girlfriend twice because he wanted a full Girlfriend.
— Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat initials are CB, it should be BC.
— 1/2 Maithun (@Being_Humor) August 5, 2014

So if you marry a #HalfGirlfriend, she becomes your better quarter, right?
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat is like Yo Yo Honey Singh. They think they write about the youth, while actually the youth ends up writing more about them.
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) August 5, 2014

5 Point, 3 Mistakes, 2 States, 1/2 Girlfriend. The numbers in Chetan Bhagat's book title are reducing like the quality of his writing.
— Pushkar Karn (@Pushkar_Karn) August 5, 2014

"5" Point Someone What not to do at IIT "3" Mistakes of my Life "2" States "1" Night at a Call Centre "½" Girlfriend Next Book: "¼" Brain ?
— गौRव (@bwoyblunder) August 5, 2014

Chandigarh is the Half Girlfriend of Two States Haryana and Punjab.
— Rofl Gandhi (Half) (@RoflGandhi_) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat is the most popular writer. Honey Singh is the most popular singer. Salman is the most popular actor. India, next superpower.
— Dorkstar (@Dorkstar) August 5, 2014

Half girlfriend is okay but which half is the important question.
— Dorkstar (@Dorkstar) August 5, 2014

Half Girlfriend is actually a Horror Story of Chetan Bhagat's Ex. pic.twitter.com/oamVOgqhnu
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) August 5, 2014

I have a suggestion for the cover of #HalfGirlfriend Very apt! pic.twitter.com/vtaQgfIWNP
— Sue (@witchybitchygal) August 5, 2014

People after reading Half Girlfriend. pic.twitter.com/jL4vmZx5sd
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) August 5, 2014

Half Girlfriend 18 12 18
— 1/2 Maithun (@Being_Humor) August 5, 2014

Half Girlfriend because "Madmast Saali Aadhi Gharwaali" would not sound civilized.
— Bad Company. (@RowdyTalks) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat is coming up with his new book..Waiting for Mooen Ali to wear 'SaveIndia' Wristbands in the next Test Match.
— Manish. (@Slysterr) August 5, 2014

Riya : "Thanks nahin bol sakte?" *Madhav grabs her shoulders and shakes her* Riya : "Stop! What was that?!" Madhav : "Shook Riya"
— Ripper (@Ace_Of_Pace) August 5, 2014

Can't blame Chetan Bhagat for "Half Girlfriend", inflation rate and girls' 'Nakhre' are so high that no guy can afford full Girlfriend.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) August 5, 2014

Chetan Bhagat's new book already sounds fake. No girl named Riya would ever want to be friends with a guy named Madhav.
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) August 5, 2014

Half Girlfriend will be a huge hit in engineering colleges. Every boy will buy at least two. That's the only way he will have a girlfriend.
— Vicky (@MrTippler) August 5, 2014

FIVE point THREE mistakes TWO states ONE night at the call center HALF girlfriend ZERO sense in my books. - List of Chetan Bhagat's books.
— Saira. (@LoKarloRT) August 5, 2014

Girls always use half of their brains. So, #HalfGirlfriend it is.
— Jal Kukdi (@Jal_Kukdi) August 5, 2014

#HalfGirlfriend is story of a twitter celeb. who keeps RTing a girl's 'tweet' unaware of fact that there is a guy behind that beautiful DP !
— What's in Name !! (@JaggaJachus) August 5, 2014

'Half Girlfriend' sounds like the cheap version of 'Friends with benefits'.
— Chetan Bhugat (@chetan_bhugat) August 5, 2014

Wife's sister: Aadhi gharwali Girlfriend's sister: Half girlfriend
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) August 5, 2014

Half Girlfriend is the story of Parthiv Patel's Girlfriend.
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) August 5, 2014

Half girlfriend kya hota hai? Aadhi ladki TDS mei cut gayi kya?
— Mohit (@HaramiParindey) August 5, 2014

Half Girlfriend is when Anushka Sharma becomes girlfriend of Adnan Sami
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) August 5, 2014