Best Tweets on my Timeline from Apr 2

After a long time, presenting some of the best tweets on my TL from April 2, 2014

This is LOL! by @bawli_poonch

Q. Find out the Digvijay Singh. [5 fools gold] pic.twitter.com/12YLhXNPzq
— zahrilli Batein (@bawli_poonch) April 2, 2014

@Ra_Bies suggests a good solution for Arvind Kejriwal

The way Kejriwal is always keen & enthusiastic about elections, make him the Election Commission chief. He'll also get a 3 BHK from the govt
— RaBies (@Ra_Bies) April 2, 2014

Netaji @AapGhumaKeLeyLo asks a valid question to Gul Panag

.@GulPanag Errr... but then what was your Bollywood stint, if not a part part part part time job? @AamAadmiParty
— Neta Ji (@AapGhumaKeLeyLo) April 2, 2014

Cost of avoiding someone like Rahul Gandhi - in INR, by @scratchysingh

My Price pic.twitter.com/YH0FgzaxyA
— sCRaTcHy sInGH (@scratchysingh) April 2, 2014

Jobless Bobby Deol! by @kitAnurag

Dharmendra: Bobby, camera hai? Bobby Deol: Haan par mere paas film nahi hai.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) April 2, 2014

 Jejus ke Sath Sath, please save me too - tweet (or rather, pain) by @Singhlicious

Rakhi: oh Jejus sve meh. Jejus: hey Rakhi spare me.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) April 2, 2014

 Chaa Gaye @coolfunnytshirt Guru, Thoko Taali

Sonia declared her total assets as Rs 2.8 Crores. Gr8 declaration! Only thing missing was laughter tracks of Sidhu & Archana in d background
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 2, 2014

Hahaha, 'ASSET' of Sonia Gandhi decoded by @jhunjhunwala

Sonia Gandhi declared her ASSETS today. The 'ASS' was Rahul Gandhi,the 'ET' was Digvijay Singh.That dude is an alien.
— SSJhunjhunwala/Magal (@jhunjhunwala) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @khatte_angoor

#YoSoniaSoPoor Rahul Gandhi paid his first ever visit to her only.
— Shree (@khatte_angoor) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @i_Udita

#YoSoniaSoPoor she took RaGa to Sardar on Christmas and told he is Santa
— Udita Pal (@i_Udita) April 2, 2014

 #YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @mainbhiengineer

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she is giving 200 rupees to Sanjay Jha as salary.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @iNeelSoni

#YoSoniaSoPoor pic.twitter.com/T2TzzoLQw9
— Neel Soni (@iNeelSoni) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @my2bit

#YoSoniaSoPoor she packs food from the Parliament canteen.
— Bahadur (@my2bit) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @NumbYaar

#YoSoniaSoPoor she tells Kejriwal "meri koi aukaad nahi hai"
— Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @HaddHaiYaar

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she cant afford toys for RaGa so that she brought Manmohan Robot for him.
— Anuj (@HaddHaiYaar) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @ROFLaala

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she only asks for free Dhanya without buying any vegetables
— ROFLaaLa (@ROFLaaLa) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @1KumarGaurav

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she uses KFC bucket to store water.
— अnगूठाछाप (@1KumarGaurav) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @NumbYaar

#YoSoniaSoPoor thieves break in to 10 Janpath to leave money.
— Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) April 2, 2014

This was a reply to me, on one of my 'Poor' #YoSoniaSoPoor tweets. My tweet was lame, but awesome reply by @manNa_d_psychO

#YoSoniaSoPoor that even her fart sounds like "poor poor poorer poorest poorrr " @sagarcasm @bdheeraj @NumbYaar @akshaykanitkar @Jokey_Chan
— Aalsiyo ka Maseeha (@manNa_d_psychO) April 2, 2014

Ravi Shastri declared his assets and @coolfunnytshirt was there to check all his assets

Ravi Shastri declaring his assets - 3 crore tracer bullets. 2 crore rockets. 1 crore km of wire.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 2, 2014

Tusshar Kapoor declared his assets & @sagarcasm announces it for us

"Sister" - Tushar Kapoor declaring his assets
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) April 2, 2014

Some respite from Politics & wordplay by @Lohapurush

Q. How does an Iraqi ask his father to run? A. Baghdad
— Lohapurush (@Lohapurush) April 2, 2014

One more #YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @dashhtweets

#YoSoniaSoPoor that Angelina Jolie is planning to adopt her.
— I don't know why I (@dashhtweets) April 2, 2014

Tips to overcome break-ups by @Lungfakeer

If you got single recently, sleep with one leg waxed so that it feels like you are still sleeping with a woman.
— Punk Monkey (@LungFakeer) April 2, 2014

Emo by @SatanKiNani

Spread your cheer liberally That could be someone's only reason to smile for the day :))
— Soul Whisperer (@SatanKiNani) April 2, 2014

Bahut deep wala hai yeh - by @Vjuneesh

What a beautiful woman says, becomes a definition. Because, PariBhasha.
— J (@Vjuneesh) April 2, 2014

Couldn't ignore a Sunny Deol tweet of @Aksharpathak

Business idea: A deodorant called 'Sunny Deo' and each bottle weighs 2.5 kilograms.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 1, 2014

Best way to reduce weight - by @RichaDKumar

*Sees gym membership fee* *Cries* *Goes daily to a street full of dogs* *Hangs dog food on waist* *Gets chased* *Loses 10 kgs in a month*
— Hahahaha! Really? (@RichaDKumar) April 2, 2014

Hahaha, You know, now what to do, when life closes all the doors for you - Solution by @immortal_luster

When life closes a door on you,, Call Daya.
— • Luster • (@immortal_luster) April 2, 2014

Last one on #YoSoniaSoPoor by me

#YoSoniaSoPoor that her son goes to Dalits' home to have food
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) April 2, 2014