It was either LK Advani Ji or Khushwant Singh Ji on my TL. Presenting Best Tweets on my TL from Mar 20
Bhai @HathwalaThakur lives in Tashan
Bhai @HathwalaThakur lives in Tashan
Buying costly phones on EMI - Sounds as funny as "Kadke Hai To Kya Hua ! Haveli Bech Ke Bhi Mujra Toh Dekhenge Hi".
— HathwalaThakur (@HathwalaThakur) March 20, 2014
Only @RoflGandhi_ can think like this
LK Advani has decided to contest from Gandhinagar itself as he heard someone saying "Is baar PM Gujarat se hi aayega".
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014
India News leaves India TV Behind - Tweet by once again @RoflGandhi_
'Deepak Chaurasiya' kaise Utaarega Bhaang pic.twitter.com/igoIJTiYbP
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014
LK Advani's lust for becoming PM explained in the best possible way by @BolshoyBooze
अडवानी जी भोपाल की सीट के लिए ऐसे लड़ रहे है जैसे ट्रेन मे कुछ बुढ्ढे लोअर बर्थ के लिए लड़ते है
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) March 20, 2014
How Rahul Gandhi is planning to change Dharamshala City, explains @RoflGandhi_
RaGa : Dharamshala walo, main tumhara living standard high karunga.
Crowd: Kaise?
RaGa: Tumhare shehar ka naam Taj Palace rakh dunga.
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014
For me & (Probably) for @Itsmy_rule too, Varun Dhawan and Arvind Kejriwal - both are equally irritating
ईमानदारी...
की बीमारी
छोड़ के आजा...
दौड़ के आजा
करे बनारस तुझ को इनवाईट...
सारी रात बेशर्मी की हाईट ।
— ☞ Mr.Smoker™ (@Itsmy_rule) March 20, 2014
How, not to get embarrassed in Public - by @FaaduTweets
'Ctrl+S' to save a document.
'Ctrl+Ass' to save pants.
— फाडू भगत (@FaaduTweets) March 20, 2014
How Indians have matured over last 5 years - brilliant one by @lahirip
All those who once wanted to be Roadies now want to be Modies
— Priyanka Lahiri Sen (@lahirip) March 20, 2014
LK Advani's favourite Yoga Position - Hamaare Netaji @AapGhumaKeLeyLo
Favorite yoga position of Advani ji -- हठ-योग!
— Neta Ji (@AapGhumaKeLeyLo) March 20, 2014
AD, BC & BA - LOL one by @Juuism
Before they started terming the age as Before Christ (BC), it was BA (Before Advani).
— Don (@Juuism) March 20, 2014
Hahaha, Seems Legit - via @khabarbaazi
ख़बर है कि कांग्रेस के कुछ नेता अपने टिकट आगे ब्लैक में बेच रहे हैं।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) March 20, 2014
LOL! Advani ki Sab Le Rahe hain Yaar - this time, it's @sagarcasm
'Old Monk' was called 'Young Monk' when Advani was 15 years old.
#YoAdvaniSoOld
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) March 20, 2014
OMG! I'm not sure whether it is the best Tweet n LK Advani till date - this one is via @bwoyblunder
KLPD should be renamed LKPD in honour of Shri LK Advani
— Gaurav (@bwoyblunder) March 20, 2014
Still a mystery for me & @NumbYaar
The biggest flight mystery for me till date still remains how they found time to hijack a Pune-Mumbai flight in 'Yeh Dil Ashiqana'
— 3D Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) March 20, 2014
Yes, Khushwant Singh Ji was a Legend - via @scratchysingh
Thanks to Khushwant Singh for letting people know their was a sikhs beyond balle-balle
— sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) March 20, 2014
Exact time from which LK Advani Ji is Angry - via @amitTweet_s
. @indiantweeter भाई,अडवानी जी तो तब से नाराज़ है, जब भगवान राम ने उनके बजाये हनुमान जी को सीता जी को लाने भेज दिया था।
— Amit Sharma (@amitTweet_s) March 20, 2014
Can Om Puri Ji answer this question of @dashhtweets
If JK Lakshmi cement is that good, why doesn't Om Puri use it to fix the potholes on his face?
#sorry
— I don't know why I (@dashhtweets) March 20, 2014
Thodha wordplay ho jaaye - via @meet1973vibe
Rishta aaya tha, kundli milvai, par baat kuch, gemini.
— Cant Fix STUPID (@meet1973vibe) March 20, 2014
Wordplay continues - by @TweetErrant
jiski Latte uski Beans.
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) March 20, 2014
How LK Advani was born - no no, not Julian Assange, but @Dilliwallah tells us
सब अफवाह है, वो समुद्र मंथन से निकले थे RT@bdheeraj ये कौन कह रहा था बे कि अडवानी जी पैदा नहीं हुये थे, वो मोहनजोदारों की खुदाई से निकले थे!
— Dilliwallah (@ProudDilliwala) March 20, 2014
I agree to @Law_Purush
ना जाने आडवाणी जी लापतागंज धारावाहिक के एक किरदार लल्लन जी PWD वाले की तरह हरकते क्यों करते है।
— Ajay (@Law_Purush) March 20, 2014
If this happens what @indiantweeter is saying, then I might vote AGAINST Modi Ji
कांग्रेस कंही मोदी जी के सामने सनी लियोनी को चुनाव ना लड़ा दे ।
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) March 20, 2014
One more LK Advani incident - via @BoscoUnchained
Advani surived the meteorite that wiped the dinosaurs.
— Bosco II (a.k.a AJ) (@BoscoUnchained) March 20, 2014
Movie on LK Advani Ji - suggestion by @Ra_Bies
A movie on Advani will be named Past and Furious
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 20, 2014
Err, what! - via @LOLendraSingh
Atal Bihari Vajpayee ji's oldest photo found. pic.twitter.com/nbB1kGSqGw
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) March 20, 2014
Nothing, just a normal scene in CID - narration by @Mocksterr
Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.
— Yo Yo लाफ्टर Singh! (@Mocksterr) March 20, 2014
Nice wordplay by @filmibaaz
Honey aaj Bees tarikh hain..
— Mitali Mehta (@filmibaaz) March 20, 2014
@KitAnurag loves Celebrities like Aftab, Bobby Deol, Mimoh etc
Aftab Shivdasani: Mummy, mere joote nahi mil rahe.
Mom: Waise bahar jaakar karega kya?
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) March 20, 2014
Vote for @Trendulkar
Hi Mitron, i am open to becoming the CM of Gujarat after Modi becomes PM. I promise to legalise booze. Vote for me. Thanks.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 20, 2014
One more LK Advani Tweet - this time by @Lohapurush
Infinity was derived from LK Advani's age.
— Lohapurush (@Lohapurush) March 20, 2014
Bechara Sholay waala Thakur - Pain expressed by @gulzared
" गुम है किसी के प्यार में , दिल सुबहो-शाम / पर तुम्हें लिख नहीं पाऊं , मैं उसका नाम "
-- Thakur Baldev Singh
— Gurezaan (@gulzared) March 20, 2014
LOLul Gandhi Strikes Again - via @coolfunnytshirt
RaGa: Gandhi toh mai hoon.. Mai Gandhinagar se ladunga..
PA: Toh Advani ji kahan se ladenge?
RaGa: Advaninagar se! Simple!
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) March 20, 2014
....and finally, Conversation between Rahul Gandhi & his PA in Dharamshala - via me
RaGa Yeh kaunsi city hai
PA Dharamshala
RaGa Wo Delhi mein hai na
PA Wo Agarwal Dharamshala hai
RaGa Yeh kya Sindhi Dharamshala hai?
PA Dies
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) March 20, 2014
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