Best Tweets on my Timeline from Mar 20

It was either LK Advani Ji or Khushwant Singh Ji on my TL. Presenting Best Tweets on my TL from Mar 20

Bhai @HathwalaThakur lives in Tashan

Buying costly phones on EMI - Sounds as funny as "Kadke Hai To Kya Hua ! Haveli Bech Ke Bhi Mujra Toh Dekhenge Hi".
— HathwalaThakur (@HathwalaThakur) March 20, 2014

Only @RoflGandhi_ can think like this

LK Advani has decided to contest from Gandhinagar itself as he heard someone saying "Is baar PM Gujarat se hi aayega".
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014

India News leaves India TV Behind - Tweet by once again @RoflGandhi_

'Deepak Chaurasiya' kaise Utaarega Bhaang pic.twitter.com/igoIJTiYbP
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014

LK Advani's lust for becoming PM explained in the best possible way by @BolshoyBooze

अडवानी जी भोपाल की सीट के लिए ऐसे लड़ रहे है जैसे ट्रेन मे कुछ बुढ्ढे लोअर बर्थ के लिए लड़ते है
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) March 20, 2014

How Rahul Gandhi is planning to change Dharamshala City, explains @RoflGandhi_

RaGa : Dharamshala walo, main tumhara living standard high karunga. Crowd: Kaise? RaGa: Tumhare shehar ka naam Taj Palace rakh dunga.
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014

For me & (Probably) for @Itsmy_rule too, Varun Dhawan and Arvind Kejriwal - both are equally irritating

ईमानदारी... की बीमारी छोड़ के आजा... दौड़ के आजा करे बनारस तुझ को इनवाईट... सारी रात बेशर्मी की हाईट ।
— ☞ Mr.Smoker™ (@Itsmy_rule) March 20, 2014

How, not to get embarrassed in Public - by @FaaduTweets

'Ctrl+S' to save a document. 'Ctrl+Ass' to save pants.
— फाडू भगत (@FaaduTweets) March 20, 2014

How Indians have matured over last 5 years - brilliant one by @lahirip

All those who once wanted to be Roadies now want to be Modies
— Priyanka Lahiri Sen (@lahirip) March 20, 2014

LK Advani's favourite Yoga Position - Hamaare Netaji @AapGhumaKeLeyLo

Favorite yoga position of Advani ji -- हठ-योग!
— Neta Ji (@AapGhumaKeLeyLo) March 20, 2014

AD, BC & BA - LOL one by @Juuism

Before they started terming the age as Before Christ (BC), it was BA (Before Advani).
— Don (@Juuism) March 20, 2014

 Hahaha, Seems Legit - via @khabarbaazi

ख़बर है कि कांग्रेस के कुछ नेता अपने टिकट आगे ब्लैक में बेच रहे हैं।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) March 20, 2014

LOL! Advani ki Sab Le Rahe hain Yaar - this time, it's @sagarcasm

'Old Monk' was called 'Young Monk' when Advani was 15 years old. #YoAdvaniSoOld
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) March 20, 2014

OMG! I'm not sure whether it is the best Tweet n LK Advani till date - this one is via @bwoyblunder

KLPD should be renamed LKPD in honour of Shri LK Advani
— Gaurav (@bwoyblunder) March 20, 2014

Still a mystery for me & @NumbYaar

The biggest flight mystery for me till date still remains how they found time to hijack a Pune-Mumbai flight in 'Yeh Dil Ashiqana'
— 3D Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) March 20, 2014

Yes, Khushwant Singh Ji was a Legend - via @scratchysingh

Thanks to Khushwant Singh for letting people know their was a sikhs beyond balle-balle
— sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) March 20, 2014

Exact time from which LK Advani Ji is Angry - via @amitTweet_s

. @indiantweeter भाई,अडवानी जी तो तब से नाराज़ है, जब भगवान राम ने उनके बजाये हनुमान जी को सीता जी को लाने भेज दिया था।
— Amit Sharma (@amitTweet_s) March 20, 2014

 Can Om Puri Ji answer this question of @dashhtweets

If JK Lakshmi cement is that good, why doesn't Om Puri use it to fix the potholes on his face? #sorry
— I don't know why I (@dashhtweets) March 20, 2014

Thodha wordplay ho jaaye - via @meet1973vibe

Rishta aaya tha, kundli milvai, par baat kuch, gemini.
— Cant Fix STUPID (@meet1973vibe) March 20, 2014

Wordplay continues - by @TweetErrant

jiski Latte uski Beans.
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) March 20, 2014

How LK Advani was born - no no, not Julian Assange, but @Dilliwallah tells us

सब अफवाह है, वो समुद्र मंथन से निकले थे RT@bdheeraj ये कौन कह रहा था बे कि अडवानी जी पैदा नहीं हुये थे, वो मोहनजोदारों की खुदाई से निकले थे!
— Dilliwallah (@ProudDilliwala) March 20, 2014

I agree to @Law_Purush

ना जाने आडवाणी जी लापतागंज धारावाहिक के एक किरदार लल्लन जी PWD वाले की तरह हरकते क्यों करते है।
— Ajay (@Law_Purush) March 20, 2014

If this happens what @indiantweeter is saying, then I might vote AGAINST Modi Ji

कांग्रेस कंही मोदी जी के सामने सनी लियोनी को चुनाव ना लड़ा दे ।
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) March 20, 2014

One more LK Advani incident - via @BoscoUnchained

Advani surived the meteorite that wiped the dinosaurs.
— Bosco II (a.k.a AJ) (@BoscoUnchained) March 20, 2014

Movie on LK Advani Ji - suggestion by @Ra_Bies

A movie on Advani will be named Past and Furious
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 20, 2014

 Err, what! - via @LOLendraSingh

Atal Bihari Vajpayee ji's oldest photo found. pic.twitter.com/nbB1kGSqGw
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) March 20, 2014

Nothing, just a normal scene in CID - narration by @Mocksterr

Daya: My god, he is dead. ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai. Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.
— Yo Yo लाफ्टर Singh! (@Mocksterr) March 20, 2014

 Nice wordplay by @filmibaaz

Honey aaj Bees tarikh hain..
— Mitali Mehta (@filmibaaz) March 20, 2014

 @KitAnurag loves Celebrities like Aftab, Bobby Deol, Mimoh etc

Aftab Shivdasani: Mummy, mere joote nahi mil rahe. Mom: Waise bahar jaakar karega kya?
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) March 20, 2014

Vote for @Trendulkar

Hi Mitron, i am open to becoming the CM of Gujarat after Modi becomes PM. I promise to legalise booze. Vote for me. Thanks.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 20, 2014

One more LK Advani Tweet - this time by @Lohapurush

Infinity was derived from LK Advani's age.
— Lohapurush (@Lohapurush) March 20, 2014

Bechara Sholay waala Thakur - Pain expressed by @gulzared

" गुम है किसी के प्यार में , दिल सुबहो-शाम / पर तुम्हें लिख नहीं पाऊं , मैं उसका नाम " -- Thakur Baldev Singh
— Gurezaan (@gulzared) March 20, 2014

LOLul Gandhi Strikes Again - via @coolfunnytshirt

RaGa: Gandhi toh mai hoon.. Mai Gandhinagar se ladunga.. PA: Toh Advani ji kahan se ladenge? RaGa: Advaninagar se! Simple!
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) March 20, 2014

....and finally, Conversation between Rahul Gandhi & his PA in Dharamshala - via me

RaGa Yeh kaunsi city hai PA Dharamshala RaGa Wo Delhi mein hai na PA Wo Agarwal Dharamshala hai RaGa Yeh kya Sindhi Dharamshala hai? PA Dies
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) March 20, 2014