Best Tweets on my Timeline from Mar 10

It was personally a hectic day for me, but Twitter was still a happy place. I missed most of the tweets, hence, please don't complaint, if your tweet doesn't get featured here.

Have a look at some of the best tweets that I saw today:

Javed Akhtar went to a Restaurant and something LOL happened - incident report by @EngineeRoholic

Waiter : Sir kya khaoge? Javed Akhtar : Faag W: what? JA : Arre Faag W : Arre Kya Faag? JA: Abbe makki ki roti aur Farfo ka Faag W : ok fir
— EngineeRoholic (@EngineeRoholic) March 10, 2014

Everyone knows the 'Talent' of Sunny Leone - tweet via @Daddyz_pari

अगर #SunnyLeone सोने की #Babydoll है तो भारत में ऐसा शायद ही कोई हो जिसने उस सोने का BIS Hallmark ना देखा हो..#okbye
— Bebe Bônitä (@Daddyz_pari) March 10, 2014

Oh Oh, you're caught - cute one, by @i_theindian

Teacher: Give me an example of - "getting caught red handed." Student: Attached! pic.twitter.com/5zJAv5TeCU
— ї тнєїиdїaй (@i_theindian) March 10, 2014

Brilliant! to say the least - by @doctoratlarge

Whether it's cricket, films or politics - we Indians want stars. Not players, actors administrators. Which is why we are what we are
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) March 10, 2014

 Hahaha - Tragedy of @LOLendraSingh

Friend texts after giving missed calls : It's urgent, call me bhenchod. Me : BHENCHOD! *Gets deleted from his phone, friends-list and life*
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) March 10, 2014

No one wants a woman like the one described by @witchybitchygal

Women who get drunk on a single glass of wine fall asleep in the middle of sex.
— Sue (@witchybitchygal) March 10, 2014

Nice wordplay @IyerAvin , but it's False dude

Har pussy ko nahin milta yahaan pyaar zindagi mein...
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) March 10, 2014

Patience is a virtue my friend @_TheGoodCA

Patience lies in the eyes of photographer who captures Poonam Pandey's ass photos.
— The Good CA (@_TheGoodCA) March 10, 2014

Reason behind Arvind Kejriwal's Behaviour - via @MohitParmarr

लगता है केजरीवाल जी अपनी IIT में हुई रेगिंग का बदला अब देश से ले रहे है।
— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) March 10, 2014

This format was doing rounds on Twitter and this one by @BolshoyBooze collected my attention

There were two notes: 'I love u.' and 'I leave u.'. Grammar Nazi corrected them to 'I love you.' and 'I leave you.' Got his ass kicked.
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) March 10, 2014

That's so kind of you @dashtweets

I'm a woman and I'll forgive you for every mistake that I've done.
— Darshna (@dashhtweets) March 10, 2014

Kabhi ispe dhyan nahi diya bhai @TweetErrant

अगर Manmohan Singh की पत्नी का नाम रागिनी होता तोह उनका पूरा नाम Ragini MMS होता.
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) March 10, 2014

Brilliant one by @HaatimTau on Political nexus between AAP & Congress

Kejri Kejri, Yes Sisodia. Supporting Cong? No Sisodia. Telling lies? No Sisodia. Check LS candidate list. Ha ha ha ha.
— Haatim Tau (@HaatimTau) March 10, 2014

Even the Rain Gods are angry with Arvind Kejriwal - observation by @RoflDelhite

लगता है सारी कायनात केजरी से मजे लेने के मूड में हैं, अगला जैसे ही मफलर उतरता है, दिल्ली में बारिश हो जाती है
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) March 10, 2014

Sad Reality of Today's life - by @BeerOholic

आजकल सबके पास टच फ़ोन तो ज़रूर होता है लेकिन व्यस्त इतने रहते है कि टच में कोई नहीं रहता।
— Professor (@BeerOholic) March 10, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA - Too Good, @Trendulkar , too good

Leaked picture of Prasun Bajpai pic.twitter.com/kMTu0cbmK7
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 10, 2014

Sunny Leone would not be a Sone Di Baby Doll, if she doesn't have this - via @bdheeraj

Sunny Leone: Baby Doll main sone di. Amitabh Bachchan: Are you BIS certified?
— D. (@bdheeraj) March 10, 2014

New Generation's Saying - via @Numbyaar

When in roam, charges apply.
— 3D Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) March 10, 2014

 What happened when Taran Adarsh's GF asked him to bring stars - via @naalaYUCK

Girl: "Kya tum mere liye taare laa sakte ho?" Taran Adarsh: "I'll give you 4 out of 5 stars"
— Faad dunga BC (@naalaYUCK) March 10, 2014

Sounds Like Logical - via @Allahdin

Cousin: Bhaiya angreji me "Dupatte" ko kya bolte hain? Me: (After thinking fr a while) Angrez auratein Dupatta nahi daalti!!
— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) March 10, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA - @coolfunnytshirt - Chaa Gaye Guru - HAHAHAHAHAHA

All the videos of Rahul Gandhi's speech seems as if they are leaked.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) March 10, 2014

Guess who has replaced Ekta Kapoor on Indian Television - via @mainbhiengineer

Once upon a time Ekta Kapoor was responsible for providing all drama on Indian Television, Now Kejriwal is controlling it.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) March 10, 2014

Best Weather Update App - via @AksharPathak

Facebook is my favorite weather app.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 10, 2014

 Real reason, why Market is going up since declaration of Code of Conduct - via @indiantweeter

Sensex rising because UPA cant do any more damage to economy as model code of conduct is in place.
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) March 10, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA - @roflGandhi_ strikes again

राहुल "हाँ भाई क्या करता है " "जी खान मजदूर हूँ " राहुल "झूठ मत बोल, खान तो सुपरस्टार होते हैं " pic.twitter.com/WKHRJ4J0kk
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 10, 2014

Summing up with two TL - DM Conversations - this one is by @Ra_Bies

TL G1:Hey, let's go to barbecue party G2:Yo, I'll wear red pants & heels yo DM G1:Deedi, jagraate par chalein G2:Haan,Laal chunni pahenungi
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 10, 2014

......and the last one by me :-)

TL G1: Don't judge me, I am what I am G2: Bravo DM G2: Didi, Judge karna kya hota hai? G1: Don't know, Maine home science padhi hai Law nahi
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) March 10, 2014