From Arvind Kejriwal to random tweets, it was a fun day on Twitter, hence, so many Tweets today. Have a look:
@RoflGandhi_ is frustrated from Insurance ads:
@RoflGandhi_ is frustrated from Insurance ads:
@Ra_Bies Lolz! Insurance ads: Son "Papa agar aapko
kuch ho gaya toh?" Dad "Saale tu ho toh gaya, ab is se bura kya hoga"
— Rofl Gandhi (Resign) (@RoflGandhi_) February 16, 2014
Barkha Dutt acted in Lakshya movie. According to @IndiaFinger , it was her best role
Whatever guys, Barkha Dutt looked her best in Lakshya.
— Finger of India (@IndiaFinger)
February 16, 2014
@ArvindFekriwal gets proposals like this: #Lulz
I gets proposal everyday, check dis --> pic.twitter.com/XDY90nGfVO
— MR. Fakeriwal (3D) (@ArvindFakeriwal) February 16, 2014
@prtxt tells us, why you should never trust 'That' school in SOTY
You can tell a lot about a school if its student of the year uses WeChat.
— Pratik
(@prtxt) February 16, 2014
@lahirip is one of the victims of Corruption (Bhrashtachaar)
Damn! the entire bottle of pickle went bad. Ghar pe bhi bhrasht achaar
— Priyanka Lahiri
Sen (@lahirip) February 16, 2014
Haryanvi Dudes don't say, 'This is not my cup of tea', they say something else, highlights @1KumarGaurav
Haryanvi cool dudes be like, "yo maare cup ki lassi koinya."
— de GAURAV
(@1KumarGaurav) February 16, 2014
@GabbarSingh has a new doorbell in his home
Now setting my doorbell tone to this. Poetic.
"Tune maari entriya, to ghar me baji
ghantiya..tan tan tan"
— Gabbbar Singh (@GabbbarSingh) February 16, 2014
What they shouted when KRK was born. @The_Sleigher was there, and he disclosed it
When Archimedes discovered law of floatation he ran shouting Eureka Eureka & when KRK was
born, people ran shouting Bhosdika Bhosdika.
— Haunted Sperm (@The_Sleigher) February 16, 2014
Hey Indian girls, read what @BolshoyBooze is saying & please don't do this
India will remain undeveloped and poor because there are many girls here who will vote for Rahul
Gandhi's cuteness
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) February
16, 2014
@mainbhiengineer highlights a unique distinction of Arvind Kejriwal
Arvind Kejriwal is the only IITian who has quitted his job not for doing MBA but for serving
country #respect.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) February 16, 2014
Seriously, no Logic in this - tweet via @Jal_Kukdi
RIP Logic! "@ndtv: Since Narendra Modi says he
doesn't have an immediate family, he perhaps doesn't understand impact of rising prices: AAP"
— Jal Kukdi (@Jal_Kukdi) February 16, 2014
Best review of Gundey Movie by @Ra_Bies
Gunday has a happy ending. I mean, I am happy it ended
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 16, 2014
Breaking: @Ra_Bies reveals Rahul Gandhi's Lok Sabha Election Plan
Rahul: Who is coming against me?
PA: Kumar Vishwas
Rahul: Red gotiyan mein lunga, pahli
dice chahe ussko de do, par ludo hai kahan?
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 16, 2014
Twisted saying by @vodkya but people would agree for sure
A friend in need is an annoying asshole.
— Sam regrets that she (@vodkya) February 16, 2014
How followbacks request should actually be treated - A Gem by @witchybitchygal
I treat your followback requests like marriage proposals.
I no longer accept marriage
proposals.
— Sue (@witchybitchygal) February 16,
2014
Reality about Rahul Gandhi's rally - by another Gandhi: @RoflGandhi_
Rahul G is addressing first 'All Woman' rally in Karnataka but his PA has reported that
its Delhi Metro's first coach actually.
— Rofl Gandhi (Resign) (@RoflGandhi_) February 16, 2014
@coolfunnytshirt is excited about KRK's chat show
When is KRK gonna start his chat show 'Churan with Chutiya'?
— Keh Ke Peheno(in
3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 16, 2014
No words - just a mesmerising pic - by @HalfCutChai
@max199pastrana @coolfunnytshirt @BollywoodGandu OK. pic.twitter.com/8S4AG3iID5
— Wolowitz (@HalfCutChai) February 16, 2014
Another name for Arvind Kejriwal - by @ReeeTweeeter
@naalaYUCK @indiantweeter pic.twitter.com/wEPcTIScht
—
ReeeTweeeter (@ReeeTweeeter) February 16, 2014
@naalaYUCK 's vote for Delhi, UP & Bihar's CM goes to Nitin Gadkari, and for a specific reason:
नितिन गडकरी इतने बड़े है कि वो अकेले दिल्ली, उत्तर प्रदेश और बिहार के मुख्यमंत्री बन सकते है.
— Faad dunga BC (@naalaYUCK) February 16, 2014
@Spooferman_ can find a joke in anything, like this:
Someone hurled a shoe at Haryana CM Hooda. Apparently he also asked Hooda hell are you?
—
Mocking Bard (@Spooferman_) February 16, 2014
@NanuKITTU finds Ashok Dinda's Bowling Coach
Ashok Dinda's coach found ;)RCB is planning to call him bk ;) @coolfunnytshirt @jhunjhunwala pic.twitter.com/GlSf41Mn3y
— Dr Keerthan Upadhya (@NanuKITTU) February 16, 2014
After 19 years of release of DDLJ's release, finally the secret of success has been made public by @max199pastrana
The secret behind the success of DDLJ. @coolfunnytshirt @BollywoodGandu pic.twitter.com/6OgyKuVkf6
— Dexter Morgan (@max199pastrana) February 16, 2014
This is why People avoid going to Rahul Gandhi's rallies - by @Jalim_Jat
I think Rahul Gandhi farted @bdheeraj @Kaaal_Panic @coolfunnytshirt pic.twitter.com/XckJlTNdb1
— चौधरी साब (@Jalim_Jat) February 16, 2014
Reason why you should clean your room quite often. What happened to @AskThePankazzzz shouldn't happen to you
Cleaned my room. Found some 400 rupees, 6 lost pens a chocolate and 3 dead bodies. Must do this
often.
— This guy, zabardasti (@AskThePankazzzz) February 16,
2014
One of the things that you shouldn't Google, else what happened to @BATtameezDIL can happen to you as well
The LOL moment when you type cool dude pics on Google, and google starts showing pics of Bobby
Deol.
— BATtameezDIL (@BATtameezDIL) February 16,
2014
Sunny Leone's next Bollywood Project - by @bdheeraj
Sunny Leone is going work in a Bollywood movie. The name of the movie will be "Hansi Toh
Pussy."
— Dheeraj Bajpai (@bdheeraj) February 16,
2014
Word Play on Narendra Modi by @MrTippler
What did Narendra Modi say to the bartender after a tiring rally?
~"One de, malt
rum."
— Vicky (@MrTippler) February 16, 2014
Tragedy of @HaatimTau
What did Narendra Modi say to the bartender after a tiring rally?
~"One de, malt
rum."
— Vicky (@MrTippler) February 16, 2014
Life of Baai - Written & Directed by @bizzarebhide
My new maid switches the fan back on after she's done sweeping the room. I think I am in love.
— Keede dé Bhide (@bizzarebhide) February 16, 2014
Probably, the best one today - by @EngineeRoholic
Even the book named "Everything men know about women" has all pages blank
—
EngineeRoholic (@EngineeRoholic) February 16, 2014
Reason why Alia Bhatt doesn't know about the PM of India - by @scratchysingh
Aila Bhatt has a fake degree, the girl ends up becoming student of the year & she don't
even know who PM of India is.
— sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) February 16, 2014
Ladies - Please do this what @BrainsReins is saying
Dear Woman, Be the Heroine of your life, not the Victim. Please.
— Reins (@BrainsReins)
February 16, 2014
Easiest Solution of one of life's biggest problem by @PJ_CRACKER
Why insult a friend if you can slap him.
— Forever Clone. (@PJ_CRACKER) February 16, 2014
Max Punjabiyat by @Kharku_Punjabi
Paraanthas are the SI unit of Punjabi Breakfast.
— Kharku Pun-jabi (@Kharku_Punjabi) February 16, 2014
Sounds Logical - by @TweetErrant
I just read a list of ‘the 100 things to do before you die’. I’m pretty surprised ‘yell for help’
wasn’t one of them…
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) February 16,
2014
I'll just say HAHAHAHA after seeing this - via @BakwasRadio
Close enough (#fb) pic.twitter.com/CKo4ppu71m
— Bakwas Radio™ (@BakwasRadio) February 16, 2014
GODREJ 'Likes' this - via @Singhlicious
Cockroaches ko maarna band karo,Spray hit me jaari.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) February 16, 2014
@bdheeraj maange kuch gaya tha, mila kuch aur
Pan wala: Pandit ji, Katha?
Pandit ji: Satyanarayan ki, Ramayan ki jo bolo woh
Pan wala:
:|
— Dheeraj Bajpai (@bdheeraj) February 16, 2014
After reading this, you'll understand the problem of Indian Selectors while selecting Fast Bowlers for Team India - by @Rofl_Delhite
Amethi voters will have to choose between RaGa and KV. Now they'll understand, how tough it is
for Indian selectors to choose btwn bowlers
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) February 16, 2014
Best use of Adobe Photoshop realised by @Ojasism
Adobe Photoshop is the best unisex fairness cream ever.
— Ojas (@Ojasism) February 16, 2014
It's one and the same thing Dude - I'm telling you @BoscoUnchained
I always mistake the Nano ad for the Gems ad.
— Bosco II (a.k.a AJ) (@BoscoUnchained) February 16, 2014
Probably, the only advantage of Arvind Kejriwal becoming Delhi's CM - by @trendulkar
Don't know about electricity, water & police reforms but i think Kejriwal was atleast
successful in boosting up Wagon-R sales.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 16, 2014
Future Plans of Arvind Kejriwal revealed by @trendulkar
Arvind Kejriwal will become Prime Minister and then quit to pursue higher ambitions like
contesting Barack Obama for US presidency.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 16, 2014
Alternative Names for Parents by @14_yr_old_Etard
Alternative names for parents
1.24/7 advice dispenser
2.Engineer MBBS career
counselor
3.Interest-free money lender
4.Get married notifier
— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) February 16, 2014
Why you should not fly from Air India, tells us @Lohapurush
Air India air-hostesses were born during Harappan civilization.
— Lohapurush
(@Lohapurush) February 16, 2014
Real meaning of FIR by @KinjuNanimbarFIR stands for FIR kabhi...
— Kinjeneer (@KinjuNanimbar) February 16, 2014
Badhaai Ho, Fair & Lovely Haar Gayi!
Fair & Lovely ko haraaya......naye best ever Adobe Photoshop ne
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) February 15, 2014
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