Best Tweets on My Timeline from Feb 15, 2014

After Valentine's Day is over & Arvind Kejriwal's drama also comes to an end, it was a mixed day on Twitter. However, people were still tweeting about Kejriwal & Politics + Hangover of Valentine's Day was also there.

Below is the snapshot of best tweets on my TL from Feb 15, 2014

Raj Thackeray's Motto of Life - by @sagarcasm

"Mah Lyf, Mah Rashtra" ~ Raj Thackray, maybe.
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) February 15, 2014

@Ra_Bies 's keen observation on Arvind Kejriwal

Kejriwal is like that WWE wrestler who strikes & hits his opponent with a big momentum but falls flat with his opponent changing position
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 15, 2014

Can't ignore this Emo, but profound tweet of @Allahdin

Our love story has gone a typo further..I don't Love you anymore, in fact "I Live You" now.
— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) February 14, 2014

How different people would like a Facebook Post - via @Ra_Thor_

Hahaha pic.twitter.com/HdpmY61p2t
— Popeye (@Ra_Thor_) February 15, 2014

Poor @vodkya

I am such an attention seeker since childhood that I could never play chuppan chupai.
— Sam regrets that she (@vodkya) February 15, 2014

How to identify if it is a guy or a girl, by none other than @Ra_Bies

She is so witty that she is a man
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 15, 2014

Religious 'Non-Offensive' Humour by @friendlii_ghost

as long as there is no attachments pic.twitter.com/xEl7mRyzaQ
— Dj (@friendlii_ghost) February 15, 2014

Where do all Congressis Love to Dine - @indiantweeter grabs the picture

Congress's Fav restaurant. pic.twitter.com/3kklJtYCTP
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) February 15, 2014

Finally, we have the answer for Chicken vs Egg debate - by @Singhlicious

Which came first chicken or egg? Rajnikanth- south Indians answered.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) February 15, 2014

Hey Kiwi Cricket Team, Please take this advice from @prtxt

Someone tell New Zealand that Bobby Deol has taken 2 wickets in CCL.
— Pratik (@prtxt) February 15, 2014

You should not be doing what @1KumarGaurav has been doing

Relationship status: Dislocated my right arm.
— de GAURAV (@1KumarGaurav) February 15, 2014

Sunny Leone's Favourite Mobile Network - via @Alllahdin

Sunny Leone's favorite mobile network: 'Thokomo'.
— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) February 14, 2014

How to deal with Assholes, tells @Urban_Stifler

Middle finger, for people who can't comprehend your lingo.
— MonKey Shanti (@Urban_Stifler) February 15, 2014

PJ King @coolfunnytshirt suggested a name for Arvind Kejriwal

Arvind Kejriwal agar shayar hote toh unka naam Coughi Azmi hota..
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 15, 2014

Rohit Sharma is trying to impress Virat Kohli's Girlfriend, as per @_TheGoodCA

@coolfunnytshirt Rohit Sharma falling for duck was an attempt to impress Anushka Sharma.
— The Good CA (@_TheGoodCA) February 15, 2014

Why only @Ra_Bies gets a chance to meet these kind of girls

In a meeting, girl from Chennai was wearing long skirt & sport shoes."it's not that only Delhi & Mumbai girls have fashion sense", she said
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 15, 2014

Profound, by @pritamighty

Moving on is an art automatically mastered at Dadar station. @AdvancedMaushi
— Pritam Chatterjee (@pritamighty) February 15, 2014

Hahaha, Kudos, @Kaaal_Panic for this one:

पीटर फुलटन्न होकर आता है और जल्दी आउट हो जाता है ।
— काल्पैनिक (@Kaaal_Panic) February 15, 2014

Who can stop Narendra Modi from forming Govt in 2014? Answer by @Rofl_Delhite

The way Mitchell Johnson is bowling these days, he can easily stop team Modi from achieving their target of 272+ #SAvAUS
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) February 15, 2014

Horror movie for Batsmen around the world - via @IndiaFinger

Ragini-MMS-2 could be really scary if it features Mitch Johnson's bowling ! #Cricket #SAvAUS
— Finger of India (@IndiaFinger) February 15, 2014

Women Empowerement by Italy ka Beta @RoflGandhi_

New government in Delhi should stress on women's safety . Stations like Kadakardooma and Barakhamba should be renamed decently.
— Rofl Gandhi (Resign) (@RoflGandhi_) February 15, 2014

@scratchysingh for Delhi CM

I am free next month can I become CM, I'll host free parties every alternative day.
sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) February 15, 2014

I too endorse this, what @Jal_Kukdi tweeted

Grammar nazis get some better things to do with your life. Seriously! #NoOffences
— Jal Kukdi (@Jal_Kukdi) February 15, 2014

Maanne waali baat hai @HaddHaiYaar ki

हमेशा मीठे वचन बोलो, अगर कभी वापिस भी लेने पढ़ें तो कड़वे ना लगें..
— A.K (@HaddHaiYaar) February 15, 2014

Hilarious wordlplay by @kitanurag

Wife: Kahan jaa rahe ho? Husband: Aate hain. Wife: Haan. Small aur large intestine dono hain :)
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) February 15, 2014

LOL comparison of Arvind Kejriwal by @14_yr_old_Etard

Arvind Kejriwal reminds me of that kid in my building who'd throw his bat and leave the game just because he got out off the first ball.
— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) February 15, 2014