All Time Best Tweets - 1

Presenting all time best tweets by brilliant people:


@HaramiParindey

Life cycle of clothes in India : Party wear Casual wear Gym wear Night wear Holi wear Dusting cloth Pochha R. I. P
— Mohit (@HaramiParindey) September 13, 2013

Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Do you get it now?
— Mohit (@HaramiParindey) July 31, 2013

Mom:Kya khayega? Me:Aloo hai? Mom:No Me:Paneer? Mom:No Me:Chicken? Mom:No Me:Eggs? Mom:nahi Me:Taala hai? Mom:yes Me:Kitchen pe laga do
— Mohit (@HaramiParindey) July 2, 2013

 @True_Mask

I am a woman, even the autocorrect has no right to tell me whats right and whats wrong.
— Sim (@true_mask) September 6, 2013

Our Tweets are like our answer sheets. No one else understands them better than us.
— Sim (@true_mask) September 2, 2013

@worddicted

There are two type of people on twitter: One who love words and the other who love numbers.
— Writingale (@worddicted) September 17, 2013

वो बचपना ही तो था जो बचपन की एहमियत का पता भी न चला...
— Writingale (@worddicted) November 14, 2013

@AndroidWaleBaba

Sarcasm is like electricity. Half of india dont get it .
— Ass Cream (@AndroidWaleBaba) September 18, 2013

Eating schedule of girls - Bhaav Bhaav Breakfast Bhaav Bhaav Lunch Bhaav Bhaav Dinner Bhaav Bhaav Repeat..!!
— Ass Cream (@AndroidWaleBaba) February 17, 2014

I got 99 problems and Indian parents be like why not 100? -.-
— Ass Cream (@AndroidWaleBaba) February 28, 2014

@TinyMarkTwain

Who are we? Women. What do we want? Shoes. How many? 50 Is that enough? No. I want that one,too. Now, is it okay? No, that one looks better.
— TinyMarkTwain (@TinyMarkTwain) May 26, 2013

Happy girls are the prettiest, not vice versa.
— TinyMarkTwain (@TinyMarkTwain) November 22, 2012

@LoKarloRT

*posts a sad tweet* My follower DM's: What's the matter, friend? Me: Matter is anything that has mass and takes up space. *gets blocked*
— Saira. (@LoKarloRT) May 14, 2013

Whenever you feel like a loser, remember there are people who wave behind the news reporters.
— Saira. (@LoKarloRT) August 25, 2013 

A Pizza is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education.
— Saira. (@LoKarloRT) September 28, 2013

@NehaT_

My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'.
— NT (@NehaT_) December 6, 2012

Life ka viva relatives lete hai.
— NT (@NehaT_) September 16, 2013

Me: Sorry I missed your call. Friend: Huh? I didn't call. Me: Yes you did, some time last month. Acha sun, ek kaam tha tere se.
— NT (@NehaT_) July 31, 2013