Best Tweets on My Timeline from Feb 12, 2014

Today, it was Day 1 of IPL 2014 Auction in Bangalore. There were many transfers within teams. The owners were busy in Horse Trading......Err, I mean Transfer of Players. Yuvraj Singh was the most expensive player today, who was bought by Royal Challengers Bangalore for a whooping 14 crores, whereas Dinesh Karthik, owing to his last years' IPL form, got 12.5 crores and was purchased by Delhi Daredevils.

Meanwhile, people on Twitter was very vocal today & as always, they were at their best. Hence, without wasting any further time, bringing you the best tweets of Feb 12, 2014 on IPL Auction.

@coolfunntshirt explains us in a Filmy style what IPL Auctions are all about

#IPLAuction - Boliyon Ki Raasleela.
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 12, 2014

@1KumarGaurav has detective ears. Here is an example:

TL G1: marsh,Johnson,bailey ya. KXIP roxx! G2: obvio DM G1: didi, apne gali waala Santosh bhi badhiya khelta h G2: chi,usse cute to chintu h
— de GAURAV (@1KumarGaurav) February 12, 2014

@Hardism just highlights the honesty of Delhi’s CM, Arvind Kejriwal

"Murali Vijay ki 100 ki aukat nahi hai, isko 5cr Delhi ne kyu diye? These are windfall profits. Lokpal mein jaanch honi chahiye"- Kejriwal
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) February 12, 2014

@IndiaFinger is a Huge…..actually small fan of Parthiv Patel

Parthiv Patel's base price is Rs 1Cr. Exact amount of which you should buy Child-Safety-plan from your insurance company. #IPLAuction
— Finger of India (@IndiaFinger) February 12, 2014

This is just LOL – by @prtxt

We'd know it's fixed when CSK buys Harman Baweja.
— Ajay (@prtxt) February 12, 2014

@The_Sleigher tells us, exactly what Rajasthan Royals were waiting for before making their first bid:

Rajasthan Royals waiting for ChandraYaan to land on Mars to start bidding. #IPLAuction
— Haunted Sperm (@The_Sleigher) February 12, 2014

No words can describe @khabarbaazi ‘s Hindi humour. Have a look:

कम लोग जानते हैं कि आईपीएल का 'गेल बजट' पाकिस्तान के 'रेल बजट' से ज़्यादा है।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) February 12, 2014

@sagarcasm has a genuine question

Can anyone tell me is David Warner gone to Andhra or Telangana ? #IPLAuction
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) February 12, 2014

@indiantweeter gets time from BJP/AAP/Congress/Girls/Love tweets and came with a Gem:

Ashok Dinda is taken every year just to see if he reaches the moon after he takes a jump from the bowling crease.
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) February 12, 2014

@sambha_bhilane – Just read, I’ve got no words for this man

Dinesh Kartik for 12.5crs? Looks like students from IIPM Delhi campus have got placement in Delhi Daredevils as consultants.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) February 12, 2014

@babumoshoy tells where unsold players head to

More news. Narendra Modi to have "Chai Pe Charcha" with sold players while Rahul Gandhi will dine at unsold players' place. #IPLAuction
— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) February 12, 2014

Advise by @coolfunnytshirt to unsold players :

Those who remain unsold at the #IPLAuction must not get disappointed. OLX is always there. #BechDe
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 12, 2014

@KyaUkhaadLega nails it!

Gayle, AB de Villiers, Yuvraj, Kohli and . . . Dinda as the bowler. RCB is a "well balanced" side. #IPLAuction @coolfunnytshirt
— Sahi Bol ! (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 12, 2014

@Kaal_Panic has a suggestion for Preity Zinta

कायदे से तो प्रीति जिंटा को अब टीम के लिए खिलाङी खरीदने की बजाय अपने लिए दूल्हा ढूँढने में ज्यादा समय लगाना चाहिए था।
— काल्पैनिक (@Kaaal_Panic) February 12, 2014

@sagarcasm tells us the price of Ashish Nehra:

Breaking news: Ashish Nehra sold to RCB in exchange of two packets of Dabur Lal Dant Manjan. #IPLAuction
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) February 12, 2014

@ROFL_Delhite conveys the message of Arvind Kejriwal to al unsold players in the IPL auction:

I urge all these unsold players to join Aam Aadmi Party ~ Arvind Kejriwal #IPLAuction
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) February 12, 2014

Woes of Vijay Mallya – by @bdheeraj

Vijay Malya has made a mass appeal to drink more KFS beer so that he could recover the money spent on buying Yuvraj Singh. #IPLAuction
— Dheeraj Bajpai (@bdheeraj) February 12, 2014

@numbyaar has probably been 'tasted' by Ashish Nehra:

Ashish Nehra's love bite is also known as 32 Mega Bite.
— 3D Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) February 12, 2014

So is @gautamverma23

Ashish Nehra's girlfriend died when he gave her a love bite.
— Gautam (@gautamverma23) February 12, 2014

@trendulkar confirms that Mukesh Ambani can buy anything with this brilliant one:

IPL auction: Waiting for Mukesh Ambani to buy Arvind Kejriwal
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 12, 2014

@LOLendraSingh – Neither of the Modis were involved  in this auction, dude

KKR buying Yusuf for 3.25cr. NaMo wave everywhere!
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) February 12, 2014

@LOLendraSingh tells way forward for RCB

With spending all the money on Gayle, Kohli, ABD and Yuvi, RCB is now gonna ask Kingfisher employees to overtime as bowlers. #IPLAuction
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) February 12, 2014

@ROFLGandhi_ tells us the actual job profile of Ashok Dinda in this IPL

डिंडा: सर मैं बहुत अच्छा खेलूंगा। माल्या :अबे तुझे खेलना नहीं है, बस गेट के ऊपर से उछल के देखना है कि बाहर कोई उधार मांगने वाला तो नहीं खड़ा
— Rofl Gandhi(Auction) (@RoflGandhi_) February 12, 2014

Zaheer Khan is Udyan Expres…..I am not saying this, @RameshSrivats said this:

First RCB. Then MI. Then back to RCB. Now back to MI. Zaheer Khan must be feeling like the Udyan Express.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 12, 2014

Kapil Sibal has something to offer the unsold players in IPL Auction. @IndiaFinger just tells us what.

"Unsold players will get Aakash Tablets"- Kapil Sibal #IPLAuction
— Finger of India (@IndiaFinger) February 12, 2014

@Ra_Bies tells us the reason why some players got sold actually:

Some players like Harbhajan Singh get auctioned because of the social service agenda of the teams
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 12, 2014

This one by @bhak_sala is a painful truth :-(

Meanwhile in IPL auctions, players have earned more than your 5 years CTC bitches.
— Bhak Sala (@bhak_sala) February 12, 2014

Last tweet which tells us the GDP of Nepal & Bangladesh combined, by me - @akshaykanitkar

Total money spent on Players in #IPLAuction today is thrice than 10 years of GDP of Bangladesh & Nepal put together
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) February 12, 2014