Best Tweets on My Timeline from Feb 20, 2014

Facebook Acquired WhatsApp - Yeah, that was the news of the day & Twitter was abuzz with it in the early hours of the day. A thankfully lighter day it was, as there were pretty less Political Tweets on my TL.

Presenting some of the best Tweets of the day:

@trendulkar is not happy about WhatsApp being acquired by Facebook

Hey there! I'm using Facebook! What's on your mind?
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 20, 2014

Boost Post option of Facebook Marketing will be available as Boost Message - brilliant by @sagarcasm

Whatsapp just asked me, "Boost message?"
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 20, 2014

Haha, good comparison of Mark Zuckerberg with .....never mind - via @The_Sleigher

Mark Zuckerberg is the Robert Vadra of cyber world.
— Haunted Sperm (@The_Sleigher) February 20, 2014

What Facebook can buy next - via @fakingNews

Facebook is buying everything where people do timepass. Guess they'd buy the parliament next. #WhatsApp
— Faking News (@fakingnews) February 20, 2014

Hahaha, no words for this - via @RoflGandhi_ 

WhatsApp se pahle Zuckerberg $19 billion lekar Aloknath ji ke paas unki beti Suman ka Kabootar kharidne gaye the. Lekin BabuJi ne nai diya.
— Rofl Gandhi (Resign) (@RoflGandhi_) February 20, 2014

Facebook can buy AAP also, suggests @GabbarSingh

Next up Facebook to acquire another start-up with growing user registrations and no revenue - AAP
— Gabbbar Singh (@GabbbarSingh) February 20, 2014

There is a bigger concern after Facebook has acquired WhatsApp - via @Being_Humor

Facebook buys WhatsApp. I am little worried because my WhatsApp movie would be a porn.
— V. S. (@Being_Humor) February 20, 2014

Side effects of WhatsApp being acquired by Facebook, a brilliant one by @GabbarSingh

Now wait for: "Last seen at 11:30 pm with 47 other people in Goa having this amazing beer and here are 78 pics as proof"
— Gabbbar Singh (@GabbbarSingh) February 20, 2014

Someone wants Facebook to bought them - reveals @RoflGandhi_

Indian Railways offers IRCTC to Zuckerberg for 160 rupees.
— Rofl Gandhi (Resign) (@RoflGandhi_) February 20, 2014

Hahaha, now @YearOfRat has find a new method to earn money

Dear Oil Sheikhs, For Sale: Slightly used XOLO phone with $19 billion worth Whatsapp installed. Asking: $19 mil Sincerely, Open To Negotiate
— AristocRat Miller (@YearOfRat) February 20, 2014

Yes, Maharashtrians can do it - via @GabbarSingh

Now waiting for a Puneri Mitra mandal to release a flex in honor of Zuckerberg bhaau. Signing off with a "Hou de kharcha"
— Gabbbar Singh (@GabbbarSingh) February 20, 2014

@ArvindFakeriwal Presenting possibly new look of WhatsApp

This is How Our Whatsapp chat looks -->> pic.twitter.com/wfbzj9bPAl
— ►► ⓓⓔⓔⓟⓐⓚ ◄◄ (@ArvindFakeriwal) February 20, 2014

This is how @ashwinskumar 's Facebook Wall will look like

BREAKING: The new look of my Facebook page after the $19 billion #WhatsApp acquisition :P pic.twitter.com/BFChkR7lFT
— Ashwin S Kumar (@ashwinskumar) February 20, 2014

@Sagarcasm sees something positive in Facebook - WhatsApp deal

The only positive outcome of the Facebook-Whatsapp deal could be birthday reminders on Whatsapp.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 20, 2014

Genuine Question by @RowdyTalks

क्या उन अनगिनत फेसबुक वालों को पता है की हम सुबह 8 बजे से वाट्सएप्प पर जोक्स बना रहे हैं जो वो रात को हमें वाट्सएप्प करेंगे ।
— Bad Company. (@RowdyTalks) February 20, 2014

None of us want this, please @Hmmm_er

Zucerberg's next acquisition will be Twitter.... ....to complete his WTF trilogy.
— Goodfella (@Hmmm_er) February 20, 2014

Seems Legit - via @lahirip

Mark Zuckerberg is on a Mission - Karlo Vellapanti mutthi mein
— Priyanka Lahiri Sen (@lahirip) February 20, 2014

I don't want to see these kind of people on my Facebook TL - via @Juuism

Now people who use whatsapp can also "work at student".
— Don (@Juuism) February 20, 2014

@CruciFire also bought something, but none of the big websites reported it

Today morning I bought Basmati for $1.61... No one wanna report that? Hello Techcrunch? Mashable? No one?
— JayK (@CruciFire) February 20, 2014

Well, yes! - via @mainbhiengineer

There is no "last seen at" feature in WeChat because no one has ever seen anyone there.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) February 20, 2014

 Haha - by @bizzarebhide

Whatsapp founder was rejected by Facebook and Twitter before Whatsapp happened. Mhatre Textiles and Kidwai Chemicals Ltd., watch out for me.
— Keede dé Bhide (@bizzarebhide) February 20, 2014

Seems true to me - via @BathManReturns

Mark Zuckerberg shops more than any other woman in the world.
— BathMan (@BathManReturns) February 20, 2014

Exclusive copy of Full text of  PM Manmohan Singh on Telangana Bill in Rajya Sabha - sting operation done by @justicearnab

EXCLUSIVE: Full text of PM's speech on Telangana Bill in RS pic.twitter.com/bc5VXIkvTJ
— Not that paid Arnab (@justicearnab) February 20, 2014

Yo Yo Honey Singh gets his answer finally - answer was given by @hindiplz

पानी, ब्लू है रामन इफेक्ट् के कारण और sun, sunny है नाभकीय संलयन (thermonuclear fusion) के कारण :B #IAmFuckingGenius
— अक्खड़ इलाहाबादी (@hindiplz) February 20, 2014

Sad, Profound, but True :-(   - via @Ra_bies

United we fall. Divided we fail #RIPAndhraPradesh
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 20, 2014

 Ha ha ha :-) - via @BolshoyBooze

Truecaller gives Search result as 'Bhabhi' for 90% married women in India
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) February 20, 2014