Awesome Tweeple - @sambha_bhilane

People,

Here is my 2nd attempt on Portraying a Fabulous & Hilarious person on Twitter - @sambha_bhilane. Here is the Favstar link for him

Sambha has close to 20K followers (as on 19th Feb 2013). This guy is on Twitter, coz his friends and family are on Facebook, says his bio. I have not seen anyone with a greater sense of humour than this guy. Being from Patna in Bihar, he has that dialect in his convos, 'Hum jaate hain, hum khaate hain, bada baat ho gayi, etc'

Movies, Politics, Cricket, Mythology, Current Affairs - be it any topic, this guy is a champion. I personally, can't think of an occasion when I read his tweet and didn't RT it. I bet, you can't keep a poker face while reading his tweets. You are bound to laugh your ass off.

He can joke on everything, I mean, give him a telephone directory and he'll find humour in that too. See some of his best tweets here and follow him if you are not following him already.

AND YES, NO NEED TO COPY HIS TWEETS, THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN COPIED NUMEROUS TIMES

I like to listen to Anu Malik's music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it's important to get educated.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) August 31, 2012

Alia Bhatt should be happy that her family didn't name her Pooja Bhatt 2.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) January 9, 2014

Krishna was the first man from UP who moved to Gujarat for better opportunities.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) August 29, 2013

This was a tweet on a Hashtag #PossibleDhoniExcuses when India lost a Test Series:

#PossibleDhoniExcuses You want me to win? Sir, I'm from Jharkhand. Greatest thing for India is that I didn't turn out a naxalite.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) December 8, 2012

This is Super Hilarious

It hurts when a girl leaves you, it hurts even more when she leaves you for a guy named Santosh.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) December 21, 2013

After Barfi Movie

If Tushar Kapoor played the role of Barfi, movie would have ended with Priyanka and Ileana turning lesbians.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) September 15, 2012

ACP: Kaatil ke room se engineering ke notes mile, iska matlab jaante ho Daya? Daya: kya sir? ACP: Kaatil virgin tha
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) November 18, 2013

Even Ram had to take Pushpak Viman to reach home on Diwali because IRCTC website didn't work.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) October 7, 2013

Bold scene in Suraj Barjatya's film would be eating chicken on tuesday.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) December 27, 2013

This was when Kingfisher Airlines had to stop their operations

Situation is so bad that the word 'autopilot' now means a kingfisher pilot driving an auto.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) October 20, 2012

Life should be long enough to fulfill all your dreams and short enough not to witness 'Rahul Gandhi International Airport'
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) September 26, 2013

This was when Amitabh Bachchan tweeted about Dhoom 3's Collection

@SrBachchan Abhishek, stop using your dad's account.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) December 23, 2013

This was, when Vivek Oberoi said that people were comparing his role of Krrish 3 with Joker of The Dark Knight

Vivek Oberoi is never out of work because he is the admin of Vivek Oberoi fan clubs on facebook and twitter.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) November 12, 2013

Priyanka Chopra acts all cool and international these days like we don't know about her ''aayega mazaa ab barsaat ka'' song.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) February 6, 2014

I bet, no one could've thought of this connection between Chak De! India & BA Paas

If Kabir Khan had accepted Bindiya Naik's offer in Chak De, the film would have been BA Pass after interval.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) February 11, 2014

.............and this is my personal favourite

The problem with Kochi crowd is that you have already seen some of them in a mallu porn video.
— सुपर COMMANDO SAMBHA (@sambha_bhilane) January 15, 2013