Best Tweets on My Timeline from Feb 21, 2014

Wasn't much active on Twitter today, still I've tried to compile some good tweets today. Have a look:

Yeah, sounds logical, give it is Rahul Gandhi - via @The_Sleigher

Rahul Gandhi said he is a big fan of Football & especially players like Roger Federer & Rafael Nadal.
— Haunted Sperm (@The_Sleigher) February 21, 2014

 A humble plea from @Manu_bajaj to Sanjay Dutt

संजय दत्त जी, एकाध घंटे के लिये जेल जा आया करो! नहीं तो सज़ा एैसे ही एक्सपायर हो जायेगी!
— मनुभाई सिंगापूरी (@manu_bajaj) February 21, 2014

Seems Legit - via @Jal_Kukdi

करियर में छोटी असफलता से निराश? आज ही नजदीकी AAP आॅफिस जा कर अपना LS का टिकट पाऐं और बड़ी असफलता की ओर कदम बढाए। *Offer till stock lasts*
— Jal Kukdi (@Jal_Kukdi) February 21, 2014

Possible in Bollywood - via @XtreamGrumpy

If real life was Bollywood movie then WhatsApp would have bought Facebook.
— Grumpy (@XtreamGrumpy) February 21, 2014

 Hahaha! I agree Sir, oops Don - via @Juuism

Promises are meant to be broken, also the jaws of people who say that.
— Don (@Juuism) February 21, 2014

Mujhe bhi - via @Life0fHigh

WhatsApp se darr nahi lagta saab, 1 like = $1 se lagta hai.
— Sheikh My-Boob (@Life0fHigh) February 21, 2014

Hahahaha! - via @KajuBadamChor

See it's really sad you ignore my mentions. then all of a sudden give a reply when you've noone to talk. stop giving me that dalit feeling.
— KajuBadamChor (@KajuBadamChor) February 21, 2014

Hahaha, yes - via @vodkya

Royal Stag is such a fluke. The only peeson who has ever made it large is the one who invented Viagra.
— Sam regrets that she (@vodkya) February 21, 2014

Brilliant reply to Poonam Pandey by @justicearnab

@iPoonampandey Fans watched Nasha after spending 250 rs to see you in small clothes. Idiots.. They should have downloaded your pics for free
— Not that paid Arnab (@justicearnab) February 21, 2014

Sach mein, Gadhe hi denge Congress ko Vote - via @HaatimTau

राहुल: जानते हो हमें वोट कौन देगा? तभी वहाँ से शेरों का झुण्ड गुज़रा राहुल: यह नहीं देंगे तभी अचानक गधों का झुण्ड दिखा और राहुल मुस्कुरा दिए
— Haatim Tau (@HaatimTau) February 21, 2014

Hahaha, Roadie banega tu saale, BAAP HAIN HUM TERE - via @Singhlicious

@AdvancedMaushi My mom replied to me pic.twitter.com/xm7dsZrhwv
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) February 21, 2014

Cute, but Brilliant - via @SatanKiNani

Squirrels are playing Parliament-Parliament outside my window. Kripaya shaant rahiye! Baith jaiye!
— Sekhmet (@SatanKiNani) February 21, 2014

 What a Pun! by @BATtameezDIL

Color made in Russia, is called as "Rang Rasiya"
— BATtameezDIL (@BATtameezDIL) February 21, 2014

 2 back to back Meme's on Ankit Jain - Sonakshi Sinha Tussle

@indiantweeter pic.twitter.com/sewFZdvcn6
— sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) February 21, 2014

......and this one by @trendulkar

@indiantweeter pic.twitter.com/p6jurU3WTf
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 21, 2014

Okay, I haven't noticed 'All Those' Places which @trendulkar has noticed

Laloo Prasad Yadav has hair at places even Anil Kapoor doesn't.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 21, 2014

That's not funny @IndiaFinger , that's horrible

If zombie apocalypse ever happens, you don't wanna be near Ashish Nehra or in 1000 Kms radius of his teeth.
— Finger of India (@IndiaFinger) February 21, 2014

Yeah, I've also seen People who order food like this which @Rofl_Delhite saw today

Meanwhile at this Chinese restaurant Overheard a highbrow girl saying, "bhaiya ek plate chilli potato dena, teekha kam rakhna".
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) February 21, 2014

Yeah, he will - via @WatDaDuck

If Taran Adarsh follows you on twitter, he'll charge you for starring your tweets.
— Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) February 21, 2014

Poonam Pandey for UP MLA - via @WatDaDuck

जब से विधायकों के कपडे उतार देने कि खबर आयी है, पूनम पाण्डेय विधायक बनने के लिए उतावली हो रही हैं.
— Donald Duck (@WatDaDuck_) February 21, 2014

Saara Gyaan Yahin Milta Hai - via @BeerOholic

वह रे उपरवाले तेरे भी खेल अजब गजब है, स्कूल और कॉलेज में लोग ज्ञान कि खोज में लगे है और ज्ञान यहाँ ट्विटर पे बह रहा है
— Professor (@BeerOholic) February 21, 2014

Yeah, some people are hypocrite like Comedians on Twitter - brilliantly written by @HathwalaThakur

A Humourist is one who cracks joke on himself to make audience laugh.
— HathwalaThakur (@HathwalaThakur) February 21, 2014

I'm as great an actor as Irrfan Khan, according to this tweet by @mainbhiengineer

Lalu Prasad Yadav : I'm innocent. KRK : I work as a scientist in NASA.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) February 21, 2014

Hey @Lohapurush , may be try Axe Deo next time

Won't get laid tonight since I don't use Engage deo spray.
— Lohapurush (@Lohapurush) February 21, 2014

Haan, bataao Saalon jo @bizzarebhide pooch raha hai

"No life due to Twitter" "No priorities due to Twitter" साला ट्विटर आने से पहले तो जैसे दस-बारह देशो की वायुसेना सँभालते थे तुम.
— Keede dé Bhide (@bizzarebhide) February 21, 2014

Hahaha! Brilliant comparison of Arvind Kejriwal & Micromax Mobile by @Allahdin

Similarities btwn Kejriwal n Micromax: Both looked replacement of biggies. Promised affordability of services. 1 Mahine se zyada nhi chalte
— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) February 21, 2014

 Well, Sasur Ji of Lalu Yadav - via @coolfunnytshirt

Lalu : I support my 'bhains'.. i call it my Fodder-In-Law..
— Keh Ke Peheno(in 3D) (@coolfunnytshirt) February 21, 2014

 Hehe! Gujjar Bwoys can do Anything - via @RoflGandhi_

Good news, engineers have proved that writing 'Ziddi Gujjar' or 'Dhakad Jaat' on the rear of a car, increases its performance by 1.5 times.
— Rofl Gandhi (Milk) (@RoflGandhi_) February 21, 2014

Bharat Nirman

Topi pehen ke Ghatiya gaane gaye Himesh ne, par auto rickshaw mein baith ke Aashiq Banaya Aapne #BharatNirman
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) February 21, 2014