Best Tweets on my Timeline from Apr 2

After a long time, presenting some of the best tweets on my TL from April 2, 2014

This is LOL! by @bawli_poonch

Q. Find out the Digvijay Singh. [5 fools gold] pic.twitter.com/12YLhXNPzq
— zahrilli Batein (@bawli_poonch) April 2, 2014

@Ra_Bies suggests a good solution for Arvind Kejriwal

The way Kejriwal is always keen & enthusiastic about elections, make him the Election Commission chief. He'll also get a 3 BHK from the govt
— RaBies (@Ra_Bies) April 2, 2014

Netaji @AapGhumaKeLeyLo asks a valid question to Gul Panag

.@GulPanag Errr... but then what was your Bollywood stint, if not a part part part part time job? @AamAadmiParty
— Neta Ji (@AapGhumaKeLeyLo) April 2, 2014

Cost of avoiding someone like Rahul Gandhi - in INR, by @scratchysingh

My Price pic.twitter.com/YH0FgzaxyA
— sCRaTcHy sInGH (@scratchysingh) April 2, 2014

Jobless Bobby Deol! by @kitAnurag

Dharmendra: Bobby, camera hai? Bobby Deol: Haan par mere paas film nahi hai.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) April 2, 2014

 Jejus ke Sath Sath, please save me too - tweet (or rather, pain) by @Singhlicious

Rakhi: oh Jejus sve meh. Jejus: hey Rakhi spare me.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) April 2, 2014

 Chaa Gaye @coolfunnytshirt Guru, Thoko Taali

Sonia declared her total assets as Rs 2.8 Crores. Gr8 declaration! Only thing missing was laughter tracks of Sidhu & Archana in d background
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 2, 2014

Hahaha, 'ASSET' of Sonia Gandhi decoded by @jhunjhunwala

Sonia Gandhi declared her ASSETS today. The 'ASS' was Rahul Gandhi,the 'ET' was Digvijay Singh.That dude is an alien.
— SSJhunjhunwala/Magal (@jhunjhunwala) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @khatte_angoor

#YoSoniaSoPoor Rahul Gandhi paid his first ever visit to her only.
— Shree (@khatte_angoor) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @i_Udita

#YoSoniaSoPoor she took RaGa to Sardar on Christmas and told he is Santa
— Udita Pal (@i_Udita) April 2, 2014

 #YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @mainbhiengineer

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she is giving 200 rupees to Sanjay Jha as salary.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @iNeelSoni

#YoSoniaSoPoor pic.twitter.com/T2TzzoLQw9
— Neel Soni (@iNeelSoni) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @my2bit

#YoSoniaSoPoor she packs food from the Parliament canteen.
— Bahadur (@my2bit) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @NumbYaar

#YoSoniaSoPoor she tells Kejriwal "meri koi aukaad nahi hai"
— Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @HaddHaiYaar

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she cant afford toys for RaGa so that she brought Manmohan Robot for him.
— Anuj (@HaddHaiYaar) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @ROFLaala

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she only asks for free Dhanya without buying any vegetables
— ROFLaaLa (@ROFLaaLa) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @1KumarGaurav

#YoSoniaSoPoor that she uses KFC bucket to store water.
— अnगूठाछाप (@1KumarGaurav) April 2, 2014

#YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @NumbYaar

#YoSoniaSoPoor thieves break in to 10 Janpath to leave money.
— Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) April 2, 2014

This was a reply to me, on one of my 'Poor' #YoSoniaSoPoor tweets. My tweet was lame, but awesome reply by @manNa_d_psychO

#YoSoniaSoPoor that even her fart sounds like "poor poor poorer poorest poorrr " @sagarcasm @bdheeraj @NumbYaar @akshaykanitkar @Jokey_Chan
— Aalsiyo ka Maseeha (@manNa_d_psychO) April 2, 2014

Ravi Shastri declared his assets and @coolfunnytshirt was there to check all his assets

Ravi Shastri declaring his assets - 3 crore tracer bullets. 2 crore rockets. 1 crore km of wire.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 2, 2014

Tusshar Kapoor declared his assets & @sagarcasm announces it for us

"Sister" - Tushar Kapoor declaring his assets
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) April 2, 2014

Some respite from Politics & wordplay by @Lohapurush

Q. How does an Iraqi ask his father to run? A. Baghdad
— Lohapurush (@Lohapurush) April 2, 2014

One more #YoSoniaSoPoor tweet by @dashhtweets

#YoSoniaSoPoor that Angelina Jolie is planning to adopt her.
— I don't know why I (@dashhtweets) April 2, 2014

Tips to overcome break-ups by @Lungfakeer

If you got single recently, sleep with one leg waxed so that it feels like you are still sleeping with a woman.
— Punk Monkey (@LungFakeer) April 2, 2014

Emo by @SatanKiNani

Spread your cheer liberally That could be someone's only reason to smile for the day :))
— Soul Whisperer (@SatanKiNani) April 2, 2014

Bahut deep wala hai yeh - by @Vjuneesh

What a beautiful woman says, becomes a definition. Because, PariBhasha.
— J (@Vjuneesh) April 2, 2014

Couldn't ignore a Sunny Deol tweet of @Aksharpathak

Business idea: A deodorant called 'Sunny Deo' and each bottle weighs 2.5 kilograms.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 1, 2014

Best way to reduce weight - by @RichaDKumar

*Sees gym membership fee* *Cries* *Goes daily to a street full of dogs* *Hangs dog food on waist* *Gets chased* *Loses 10 kgs in a month*
— Hahahaha! Really? (@RichaDKumar) April 2, 2014

Hahaha, You know, now what to do, when life closes all the doors for you - Solution by @immortal_luster

When life closes a door on you,, Call Daya.
— • Luster • (@immortal_luster) April 2, 2014

Last one on #YoSoniaSoPoor by me

#YoSoniaSoPoor that her son goes to Dalits' home to have food
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) April 2, 2014

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Best Tweets on my Timeline from Mar 20

It was either LK Advani Ji or Khushwant Singh Ji on my TL. Presenting Best Tweets on my TL from Mar 20

Bhai @HathwalaThakur lives in Tashan

Buying costly phones on EMI - Sounds as funny as "Kadke Hai To Kya Hua ! Haveli Bech Ke Bhi Mujra Toh Dekhenge Hi".
— HathwalaThakur (@HathwalaThakur) March 20, 2014

Only @RoflGandhi_ can think like this

LK Advani has decided to contest from Gandhinagar itself as he heard someone saying "Is baar PM Gujarat se hi aayega".
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014

India News leaves India TV Behind - Tweet by once again @RoflGandhi_

'Deepak Chaurasiya' kaise Utaarega Bhaang pic.twitter.com/igoIJTiYbP
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014

LK Advani's lust for becoming PM explained in the best possible way by @BolshoyBooze

अडवानी जी भोपाल की सीट के लिए ऐसे लड़ रहे है जैसे ट्रेन मे कुछ बुढ्ढे लोअर बर्थ के लिए लड़ते है
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) March 20, 2014

How Rahul Gandhi is planning to change Dharamshala City, explains @RoflGandhi_

RaGa : Dharamshala walo, main tumhara living standard high karunga. Crowd: Kaise? RaGa: Tumhare shehar ka naam Taj Palace rakh dunga.
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 20, 2014

For me & (Probably) for @Itsmy_rule too, Varun Dhawan and Arvind Kejriwal - both are equally irritating

ईमानदारी... की बीमारी छोड़ के आजा... दौड़ के आजा करे बनारस तुझ को इनवाईट... सारी रात बेशर्मी की हाईट ।
— ☞ Mr.Smoker™ (@Itsmy_rule) March 20, 2014

How, not to get embarrassed in Public - by @FaaduTweets

'Ctrl+S' to save a document. 'Ctrl+Ass' to save pants.
— फाडू भगत (@FaaduTweets) March 20, 2014

How Indians have matured over last 5 years - brilliant one by @lahirip

All those who once wanted to be Roadies now want to be Modies
— Priyanka Lahiri Sen (@lahirip) March 20, 2014

LK Advani's favourite Yoga Position - Hamaare Netaji @AapGhumaKeLeyLo

Favorite yoga position of Advani ji -- हठ-योग!
— Neta Ji (@AapGhumaKeLeyLo) March 20, 2014

AD, BC & BA - LOL one by @Juuism

Before they started terming the age as Before Christ (BC), it was BA (Before Advani).
— Don (@Juuism) March 20, 2014

 Hahaha, Seems Legit - via @khabarbaazi

ख़बर है कि कांग्रेस के कुछ नेता अपने टिकट आगे ब्लैक में बेच रहे हैं।
— ख़बरबाज़ी (@khabarbaazi) March 20, 2014

LOL! Advani ki Sab Le Rahe hain Yaar - this time, it's @sagarcasm

'Old Monk' was called 'Young Monk' when Advani was 15 years old. #YoAdvaniSoOld
— Fun Intended (@sagarcasm) March 20, 2014

OMG! I'm not sure whether it is the best Tweet n LK Advani till date - this one is via @bwoyblunder

KLPD should be renamed LKPD in honour of Shri LK Advani
— Gaurav (@bwoyblunder) March 20, 2014

Still a mystery for me & @NumbYaar

The biggest flight mystery for me till date still remains how they found time to hijack a Pune-Mumbai flight in 'Yeh Dil Ashiqana'
— 3D Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) March 20, 2014

Yes, Khushwant Singh Ji was a Legend - via @scratchysingh

Thanks to Khushwant Singh for letting people know their was a sikhs beyond balle-balle
— sCrAtChy (@scratchysingh) March 20, 2014

Exact time from which LK Advani Ji is Angry - via @amitTweet_s

. @indiantweeter भाई,अडवानी जी तो तब से नाराज़ है, जब भगवान राम ने उनके बजाये हनुमान जी को सीता जी को लाने भेज दिया था।
— Amit Sharma (@amitTweet_s) March 20, 2014

 Can Om Puri Ji answer this question of @dashhtweets

If JK Lakshmi cement is that good, why doesn't Om Puri use it to fix the potholes on his face? #sorry
— I don't know why I (@dashhtweets) March 20, 2014

Thodha wordplay ho jaaye - via @meet1973vibe

Rishta aaya tha, kundli milvai, par baat kuch, gemini.
— Cant Fix STUPID (@meet1973vibe) March 20, 2014

Wordplay continues - by @TweetErrant

jiski Latte uski Beans.
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) March 20, 2014

How LK Advani was born - no no, not Julian Assange, but @Dilliwallah tells us

सब अफवाह है, वो समुद्र मंथन से निकले थे RT@bdheeraj ये कौन कह रहा था बे कि अडवानी जी पैदा नहीं हुये थे, वो मोहनजोदारों की खुदाई से निकले थे!
— Dilliwallah (@ProudDilliwala) March 20, 2014

I agree to @Law_Purush

ना जाने आडवाणी जी लापतागंज धारावाहिक के एक किरदार लल्लन जी PWD वाले की तरह हरकते क्यों करते है।
— Ajay (@Law_Purush) March 20, 2014

If this happens what @indiantweeter is saying, then I might vote AGAINST Modi Ji

कांग्रेस कंही मोदी जी के सामने सनी लियोनी को चुनाव ना लड़ा दे ।
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) March 20, 2014

One more LK Advani incident - via @BoscoUnchained

Advani surived the meteorite that wiped the dinosaurs.
— Bosco II (a.k.a AJ) (@BoscoUnchained) March 20, 2014

Movie on LK Advani Ji - suggestion by @Ra_Bies

A movie on Advani will be named Past and Furious
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 20, 2014

 Err, what! - via @LOLendraSingh

Atal Bihari Vajpayee ji's oldest photo found. pic.twitter.com/nbB1kGSqGw
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) March 20, 2014

Nothing, just a normal scene in CID - narration by @Mocksterr

Daya: My god, he is dead. ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai. Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.
— Yo Yo लाफ्टर Singh! (@Mocksterr) March 20, 2014

 Nice wordplay by @filmibaaz

Honey aaj Bees tarikh hain..
— Mitali Mehta (@filmibaaz) March 20, 2014

 @KitAnurag loves Celebrities like Aftab, Bobby Deol, Mimoh etc

Aftab Shivdasani: Mummy, mere joote nahi mil rahe. Mom: Waise bahar jaakar karega kya?
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) March 20, 2014

Vote for @Trendulkar

Hi Mitron, i am open to becoming the CM of Gujarat after Modi becomes PM. I promise to legalise booze. Vote for me. Thanks.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 20, 2014

One more LK Advani Tweet - this time by @Lohapurush

Infinity was derived from LK Advani's age.
— Lohapurush (@Lohapurush) March 20, 2014

Bechara Sholay waala Thakur - Pain expressed by @gulzared

" गुम है किसी के प्यार में , दिल सुबहो-शाम / पर तुम्हें लिख नहीं पाऊं , मैं उसका नाम " -- Thakur Baldev Singh
— Gurezaan (@gulzared) March 20, 2014

LOLul Gandhi Strikes Again - via @coolfunnytshirt

RaGa: Gandhi toh mai hoon.. Mai Gandhinagar se ladunga.. PA: Toh Advani ji kahan se ladenge? RaGa: Advaninagar se! Simple!
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) March 20, 2014

....and finally, Conversation between Rahul Gandhi & his PA in Dharamshala - via me

RaGa Yeh kaunsi city hai PA Dharamshala RaGa Wo Delhi mein hai na PA Wo Agarwal Dharamshala hai RaGa Yeh kya Sindhi Dharamshala hai? PA Dies
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) March 20, 2014

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Awesome Tweeple - @Trendulkar

The GOD, The Legendary Batsman of all times - Sachin Tendulkar might have retired from Cricket, but a Parody account called @Trendulkar is there to make such hilarious and awesome tweets that sends, (especially Pakistanis) out of the Park.

Living in 'Dry State' of India - Gujarat, @trendulkar tweets on everything, from Politics to Cricket to Bollywood to Education to Current Affairs to life, in general. He, however, makes one thing sure - to give everything, a funny angle. His Muffler DP and his normal DP too, makes the Tweet look utterly funny.

I personally am, one of his big Fans, and have been following him, since he had 5K followers. Today (Mar 12, 2014), he has over 33K followers...........just to mention that he's got last 12K followers in not more than 2-3 months!

So, without wasting much of time, see his brilliant tweets here & Follow him (Chances are, you're already following him)

When Pakistan got out for their lowest total in a match. @trendulkar tweeted that. This was beautifully written, as it had a sense of condemn, comedy, sarcasm and frustration of a Common, helpless Indian. No doubt, this is till date, his best tweet:

49/10 isn't Pakistan's most shameful performance. It's 26/11.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) February 2, 2013

A Pakistani girl said that Indians don't produce fast bowlers. Apna Launda, peeche kaise rehta?

Yes. We don't have any fast bowlers. But hey Pakistan, when you had the fastest one, daddy was busy hitting him out of the park.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 4, 2014

This was once when Delhi Airport, nearly became a River due to Water Logging.

Delhi airport is world class. It has Starbucks, Nirula's, WiFi zone and a Duty free shop. Which other river has all these things?
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) June 17, 2013

I TOO HATE VEENA MALIK, so does @trendulkar

I don't hate Pakistan because we lost a match. I hate them because - of all the cute girls there, they decided to send Veena Malik here.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 5, 2014

Hahaha, LOL

Some Pakistanis are STILL trying to scare me. Guys, I am not scared of a country whose Army is as big as infosys workforce.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 5, 2014

This was, when Khap Panchayat said that the main cause of Rape is eating Chowmein, as it generates heat in Body. @Trendulkar came with, not may be funny, but a strong reply

Congrats Saina Nehwal for defeating No.1 Wang Yihan. This is the first time a girl from Haryana has won against chowmein eaters.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) October 21, 2012

As an Indian, Cricket Lover & Foodie - I ENDORSE that completely

Pakistanis say that Inzamam-ul-haq is better than Sachin Tendulkar. That's like saying Aloo Gobi is better than Butter Chicken.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 5, 2014

Hahaha, LOL - But True

They're playing English songs in the stadium at Mirpur. The only guys who understand that today are the 2 umpires on the field.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 4, 2014

There are many more Hilarious tweets - Check out his Favstar link, by clicking here

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Best Tweets on my Timeline from Mar 10

It was personally a hectic day for me, but Twitter was still a happy place. I missed most of the tweets, hence, please don't complaint, if your tweet doesn't get featured here.

Have a look at some of the best tweets that I saw today:

Javed Akhtar went to a Restaurant and something LOL happened - incident report by @EngineeRoholic

Waiter : Sir kya khaoge? Javed Akhtar : Faag W: what? JA : Arre Faag W : Arre Kya Faag? JA: Abbe makki ki roti aur Farfo ka Faag W : ok fir
— EngineeRoholic (@EngineeRoholic) March 10, 2014

Everyone knows the 'Talent' of Sunny Leone - tweet via @Daddyz_pari

अगर #SunnyLeone सोने की #Babydoll है तो भारत में ऐसा शायद ही कोई हो जिसने उस सोने का BIS Hallmark ना देखा हो..#okbye
— Bebe Bônitä (@Daddyz_pari) March 10, 2014

Oh Oh, you're caught - cute one, by @i_theindian

Teacher: Give me an example of - "getting caught red handed." Student: Attached! pic.twitter.com/5zJAv5TeCU
— ї тнєїиdїaй (@i_theindian) March 10, 2014

Brilliant! to say the least - by @doctoratlarge

Whether it's cricket, films or politics - we Indians want stars. Not players, actors administrators. Which is why we are what we are
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) March 10, 2014

 Hahaha - Tragedy of @LOLendraSingh

Friend texts after giving missed calls : It's urgent, call me bhenchod. Me : BHENCHOD! *Gets deleted from his phone, friends-list and life*
— LOLendra Singh (@LOLendraSingh) March 10, 2014

No one wants a woman like the one described by @witchybitchygal

Women who get drunk on a single glass of wine fall asleep in the middle of sex.
— Sue (@witchybitchygal) March 10, 2014

Nice wordplay @IyerAvin , but it's False dude

Har pussy ko nahin milta yahaan pyaar zindagi mein...
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) March 10, 2014

Patience is a virtue my friend @_TheGoodCA

Patience lies in the eyes of photographer who captures Poonam Pandey's ass photos.
— The Good CA (@_TheGoodCA) March 10, 2014

Reason behind Arvind Kejriwal's Behaviour - via @MohitParmarr

लगता है केजरीवाल जी अपनी IIT में हुई रेगिंग का बदला अब देश से ले रहे है।
— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) March 10, 2014

This format was doing rounds on Twitter and this one by @BolshoyBooze collected my attention

There were two notes: 'I love u.' and 'I leave u.'. Grammar Nazi corrected them to 'I love you.' and 'I leave you.' Got his ass kicked.
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) March 10, 2014

That's so kind of you @dashtweets

I'm a woman and I'll forgive you for every mistake that I've done.
— Darshna (@dashhtweets) March 10, 2014

Kabhi ispe dhyan nahi diya bhai @TweetErrant

अगर Manmohan Singh की पत्नी का नाम रागिनी होता तोह उनका पूरा नाम Ragini MMS होता.
— TweetErrant (@TweetErrant) March 10, 2014

Brilliant one by @HaatimTau on Political nexus between AAP & Congress

Kejri Kejri, Yes Sisodia. Supporting Cong? No Sisodia. Telling lies? No Sisodia. Check LS candidate list. Ha ha ha ha.
— Haatim Tau (@HaatimTau) March 10, 2014

Even the Rain Gods are angry with Arvind Kejriwal - observation by @RoflDelhite

लगता है सारी कायनात केजरी से मजे लेने के मूड में हैं, अगला जैसे ही मफलर उतरता है, दिल्ली में बारिश हो जाती है
— Rofl_Delhite (@Rofl_Delhite) March 10, 2014

Sad Reality of Today's life - by @BeerOholic

आजकल सबके पास टच फ़ोन तो ज़रूर होता है लेकिन व्यस्त इतने रहते है कि टच में कोई नहीं रहता।
— Professor (@BeerOholic) March 10, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA - Too Good, @Trendulkar , too good

Leaked picture of Prasun Bajpai pic.twitter.com/kMTu0cbmK7
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 10, 2014

Sunny Leone would not be a Sone Di Baby Doll, if she doesn't have this - via @bdheeraj

Sunny Leone: Baby Doll main sone di. Amitabh Bachchan: Are you BIS certified?
— D. (@bdheeraj) March 10, 2014

New Generation's Saying - via @Numbyaar

When in roam, charges apply.
— 3D Nanimbar (@NumbYaar) March 10, 2014

 What happened when Taran Adarsh's GF asked him to bring stars - via @naalaYUCK

Girl: "Kya tum mere liye taare laa sakte ho?" Taran Adarsh: "I'll give you 4 out of 5 stars"
— Faad dunga BC (@naalaYUCK) March 10, 2014

Sounds Like Logical - via @Allahdin

Cousin: Bhaiya angreji me "Dupatte" ko kya bolte hain? Me: (After thinking fr a while) Angrez auratein Dupatta nahi daalti!!
— Aladdin (Ab 3D Mein) (@Alllahdin) March 10, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA - @coolfunnytshirt - Chaa Gaye Guru - HAHAHAHAHAHA

All the videos of Rahul Gandhi's speech seems as if they are leaked.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) March 10, 2014

Guess who has replaced Ekta Kapoor on Indian Television - via @mainbhiengineer

Once upon a time Ekta Kapoor was responsible for providing all drama on Indian Television, Now Kejriwal is controlling it.
— EngiNerd (@mainbhiengineer) March 10, 2014

Best Weather Update App - via @AksharPathak

Facebook is my favorite weather app.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 10, 2014

 Real reason, why Market is going up since declaration of Code of Conduct - via @indiantweeter

Sensex rising because UPA cant do any more damage to economy as model code of conduct is in place.
— Ankit जैन (@indiantweeter) March 10, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA - @roflGandhi_ strikes again

राहुल "हाँ भाई क्या करता है " "जी खान मजदूर हूँ " राहुल "झूठ मत बोल, खान तो सुपरस्टार होते हैं " pic.twitter.com/WKHRJ4J0kk
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) March 10, 2014

Summing up with two TL - DM Conversations - this one is by @Ra_Bies

TL G1:Hey, let's go to barbecue party G2:Yo, I'll wear red pants & heels yo DM G1:Deedi, jagraate par chalein G2:Haan,Laal chunni pahenungi
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 10, 2014

......and the last one by me :-)

TL G1: Don't judge me, I am what I am G2: Bravo DM G2: Didi, Judge karna kya hota hai? G1: Don't know, Maine home science padhi hai Law nahi
— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) March 10, 2014

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